“I like my citations like I like my pizza: Chicago style”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
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“Digestive biscuits imply the existence of indigestive biscuits”
The digestive biscuit originated in Scotland. There is no "indigestive biscuit," but there are jokes. "So...what do we have in the US...'indigestive' biscuits???" was…
“S’mores are just warmed up Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“I like my bibliographies the way I like my hot dogs: Chicago style”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
Indigestive Biscuit
The digestive biscuit originated in Scotland. There is no "indigestive biscuit," but there are jokes. "So...what do we have in the US...'indigestive' biscuits???" was…
“How did you find the weather on your vacation?”/“I just went outside and there it was.”
"How did you find the weather on your holiday?" really means, "How was the weather?" The joke answer is, "I just went outside and there it was." “How did you find…
“Am I supposed to ask for followers? Asking for a friend”
"Asking for a friend" usually means that the question is being asked for someone else. In social media, it could also mean that the speaker is literally "asking for a friend"…
Psyop-19 (psyop + COVID-19)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
Deathvax
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
“There is no dish that requires you to exclusively use both a spoon and a knife”
"is there a food that you would need both a spoon and a knife #bigquestions" was posted on Twitter by Emily Dobler Siddiqi on March 18, 2015. "There is no dish that requires you to…
“Wagon Wheels are just cold s’mores”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“Sweet nothings imply the existence of sour nothings, salty nothings, bitter nothings”
"Sweet nothings" have nothing to do with food or taste, but there are jokes. "The existence of sweet nothings implies the existence of Sour nothings, Salty nothings, Bitter nothings…
“Sweet nothings imply the existence of sour somethings”
"Sweet nothings" have nothing to do with food or taste, but there are jokes. "The existence of sweet nothings implies the existence of Sour nothings, Salty nothings, Bitter nothings…
“Cows eat grass. Therefore, steak is plant-based meat”
"Plant-based meat" is a popular term. Some people joke that if the animal that they're eating has a plant-based diet, that is "plant-based meat." "Cows eat grass.…
“Calling it a ‘beer run’ implies exercise, but calling it ‘beer mission’ implies importance”
Should it be called a "beer run" or a "beer mission"? This was posted on Twitter by Bud Light on May 21, 2022: "Calling it a 'beer run' implies exercise, but…
“What do you call a vegan chicken strip?”/“A chicken pretender.”
There are "chicken tenders," and many people believe that vegan chicken strips should be called "chicken pretenders." "I want to start a line of vegan chicken tenders just…
“Are you a cajun chef? Cause I wanna bayou dinner”
"Bayou" sounds like "buy you." "can i 'bayou' dinner?" was posted on Twitter by John Smallbearings on July 16, 2011. "I'd like to bayou dinner and…
“Vegan chicken tenders should be called chicken pretenders”
There are "chicken tenders," and many people believe that vegan chicken strips should be called "chicken pretenders." "I want to start a line of vegan chicken tenders just…
“Sweet nothings imply the existence of bitter everythings, salty somethings and umami anythings”
"Sweet nothings" have nothing to do with food or taste, but there are jokes. "The existence of sweet nothings implies the existence of Sour nothings, Salty nothings, Bitter nothings…
“Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?”/“Because he couldn’t resistor.”
Entry in progress -- BP Google Groups: alt.humor.punsHalloween Puns of the Weak 10/26/01Stan KegelOct 27, 2001, 12:27:02 AM(...)Why was there an electric spark between Frankenstein and his bride?He…