“It’s not gay if it’s TSA”
"It's not gay if it's (the) TSA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that the pat-downs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at…
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“Sh*t posting will continue until government improves”
"Shit posting will continue until government improves" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves"…
“Money is a bit tight, so I’m not buying any apples this Halloween. That should save me a bob”
"Money is a bit tight, so I’m not buying any apples this #Halloween. That should save me a bob or two..." was posted on Twitter by Derek🇺🇦 on October 31, 2016. The joke is on…
“AR—means the gun was manufactured in Arkansas” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“AK—means the gun was manufactured in Alaska” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Shell out, shell out, the witches are out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Cheers to the weekend. May your coffee be strong, your pajamas comfy and your naps uninterrupted!”
"Cheers to the weekend. May your coffee be strong, your pajamas be comfy, and your naps be uninterrupted!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cheers to the…
“Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens”
"Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens" is a car saying that has been printed on many images. Porsche is owned by Volkswagen AG, and there is a car called the Porsche Cayenne. "Audis…
“Shell out, shell out, or we’ll turn your windows inside out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“I’m a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…
“What is a vampire’s favorite candy?”/“A sucker.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: What is a vampire's favorite candy?A: A sucker. "Q. What's a vampire's favorite candy? A. A sucker!" was printed in The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec)…
“If you can’t handle me when I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have 60 bucks”
"If you can't handle me when I'm broke, then you don't deserve me when I have 60/600 bucks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying began in December…
“Eternally grapefruit” (joke on “eternally grateful”)
"My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…
“If you can’t handle me when I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600”
"If you can't handle me when I'm broke, then you don't deserve me when I have 60/600 bucks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying began in December…
“My English teacher always told me that spelling doesn’t matter because we’ll have autocorrect”
"My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect”
"My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…