“Don’t let your food get cold while staring at someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
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“Mercury is in Gatorade so I’m realigning my chimichangas”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Mercury is in Gatorade”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Mercury is in Gatorade. Don’t drink it”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Supposedly Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else”
Many people go on a job interview, and then never hear anything back. "It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else" is a joke that has…
“There’s one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“My body is a machine that turns beers into regrettable drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“If she doesn’t text you when she’s drunk, you ain’t the one”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
“If she don’t text you when she’s drunk, you ain’t the one”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
The Big Apple (Arcadia, MI restaurant, 1937-2020)
The Big Apple restaurant on 17080 Northwood Highway in Arcadia, Michigan,, was opened in 1937. The name was surely taken from the “Big Apple” dance, a national craze in 1937. The Big Apple…
“It’s been six years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else”
Many people go on a job interview, and then never hear anything back. "It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else" is a joke that has…
“Don’t let your food get cold watching someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your food get cold worrying about what’s on my plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your food get cold worrying about what’s on someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“The purpose of academia is to open up new Chrome tabs until you die”
People who do computer research tend to open very many browser tabs. This was posted on X/Twitter by Neil Renic on November 30, 2025, and it received over 55,000 likes: "The purpose of…
“Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor”
A police stop of someone's car can be very intimidating, causing anxiety. However, the stop might simply be to tell the driver that a headlight or a taillight is out. "police cars should…
“Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready”
"Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Weekends often seem to go by too fast. The saying usually reflects a…