“I should quit my job to focus on cooking dinner”
Dinner takes a lot of effort to prepare, and having a job can conflict with this. "Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life" was posted on X/Twitter…
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“Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life”
Dinner takes a lot of effort to prepare, and having a job can conflict with this. "Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Oat milk did to almond milk what zoom did to skype”
Almond milk became popular in the early 2000s, and then oat milk became more popular. This was posted on X/Twitter by nart on March 9, 2022, and it received over 126,000 likes: "oat milk did…
“Once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so I find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8…”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“Sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage”
Mexican or Tex-Mex dishes (especially in the cuisine of New Mexico) have an option of red sauce or green sauce (salsa verde). Some people initially think that the red sauce (red, like a fire) is…
“A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Frittata Frittata is an egg-based dish that has been common since ancient Roman times and is described in De re coquinaria by Apicius. In modern versions, it is…
Entry in progress—BP235
Entry in progress -- BP
“According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January”
Entry in progress -- BP “Dry January is going well for me so far. I’ve not had a bath or a shower yet” and “My ‘dry’ January is Sauvignon Blanc” are other "Dry January"…
Entry in progress—BP241
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“My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY”
Some people know that certain foods are not good for them, but they eat them anyway. This was posted on X/Twitter by Kaye Foley on May 20, 2022, and it received over 193,000 likes: "My toxic…
“There’s nothing sadder than the look on my dog’s face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it’s only lettuce”
Dogs like to eat scraps that hit the floor in the kitchen or in the dining room. Dogs usually hope for meat. "There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something…
“In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners”
"In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In need of a road trip that includes…
“Why does the cashier gotta talk so loud? Like, no, I don’t wanna donate to the children, but let’s keep that between us”
A cashier sometimes loudly asks for a donation, and it's embarrassing to say no. "WHY does the cashier at the grocery store gotta be so loud when asking if i wanna donate to the children.…
“I had a real job trying to open a bottle of Ketchup so went on the internet for some ‘open source’ information”
"Open source" information won't necessarily tell you how to open a bottle of ketchup, but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter (and also on Facebook and Bluesky at about the…
“They’re making me take sexual harassment training at work even though I already know how do it”
Sexual harassment training at a workplace is training to prevent sexual harassment. It is not training on how to sexually harass, but there are jokes. "Sexual Harassment class at work... What…
“Gray hairs are stress trophies”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric Welcome to your 40’s: they’re not gray hairs they’re stress trophies. You win. 11:25 AM · Dec 29, 2023 X/Twitter Rҽɳéҽ…
“It gets worse before it gets way worse”
"It gets worse before it gets better" is a saying that has been printed on many images But what if it doesn't get better? What if it gets worse -- way worse? Bluesky Condor Puma…
“When the weather gets warmer I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable”
People often feel that the cold winter is holding them back (from things such as walking outside), but a hot summer can also hold them back. "When the weather gets warmer I will become…
“Once the weather gets warmer, I’ll be unstoppable. Unless it gets too warm. Then I’ll be stoppable again”
People often feel that the cold winter is holding them back (from things such as walking outside), but a hot summer can also hold them back. "When the weather gets warmer I will become…
“Pomegranates are so beautiful and worth the mess and maybe I’m beautiful and worth the mess too”
Pomegranates are full of seeds and are difficult to eat. This was posted on X/Twitter by @ratgirl012 on December 23, 2023, and it received over 67,000 likes: "pomegranates are so beautiful and…