“Subway implies the existence of both domway and switchway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
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“At Subway, they make the sandwich how you tell them. At Domway, they tell you how you’re gonna get it”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway??? No man, this is Domway. We tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Underground trains are subways. Elevated trains are domways”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“If underground trains are called subways, are above ground trains called domways?”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“I used to be cool. Now I like to research menus and the parking situation before I go somewhere new”
Many people just don't go to a new restaurant anymore -- they research it before going. This was posted on Facebook by Sandra Hunt Hudson on January 14, 2026: "I used to be cool….. Now…
“It’s important to tell everyone you think Valentine’s Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays…”
Many people believe that Valentine's Day is an overly commercialized holiday, mostly made up by greeting card companies, florists and restaurants to improve business. However, no holidays are…
“Being left alone with your own thoughts can be scary. Be left alone with a plate of mozzarella cheese sticks instead”
"When your left alone in your thoughts...it can become scary" was posted on Facebook by Courtney Sisney-Gaynor on April 17, 2021. "Being alone with your thoughts can be a dangerous…
“Job interviews are just two people lying to each other”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“A job interview is just two people lying to each other”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“A job interview is a discussion between two liars”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“A typical job interview is a conversation between two liars”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“A job interview is a conversation between two liars”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“I’ll never understand people who leave the hotel toiletries behind when they check out”
Hotels often provide complimentary toiletries, such as body wash, shampoo and soap. It's expected that hotel guests can take them home, but many guests feel guilty about doing that. Some…
“The difference between men and women is women bring their own shampoo to hotels and men get excited about using the mini bottles provided”
Hotels often provide complimentary toiletries, such as body wash, shampoo and soap. It's expected that hotel guests can take them home, but many guests feel guilty about doing that. Some…
“Subways imply the existence of domways”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Why did the meatball tell the spaghetti to go to bed?”/“It was pasta bedtime.”
Pasta has been used in "pasta bedtime" ("past bedtime") jokes. "What did the spaghetti say to the cheese at midnite???? ITS PASTA MY BEDTIME!!!!!" was posted on…
“Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?”/“It was pasta bedtime.”
Pasta has been used in "pasta bedtime" ("past bedtime") jokes. "What did the spaghetti say to the cheese at midnite???? ITS PASTA MY BEDTIME!!!!!" was posted on…
“Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM?”/“It’s pasta bedtime.”
Pasta has been used in "pasta bedtime" ("past bedtime") jokes. "What did the spaghetti say to the cheese at midnite???? ITS PASTA MY BEDTIME!!!!!" was posted on…
“Went to the doctors and he told me I needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying Kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go!”
A "pacemaker" for the heart shouldn't be confused with a "pacemaker" (or "pacesetter") in running, but there are jokes. "Went 2 the doctors 2day & he…