“The winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought”

For an emergency (such as a hurricane), many people stock up on food and toilet paper. However, they often eat the food before the emergency event. Eating the toilet paper before the emergency event is just a joke.
 
“It’s been snowing barely an hour and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper. #SendHelp” was posted on X/Twitter by John Kelly on November 15, 2018. “[isolation diary] Day 1: I have sufficient supplies to comfortably survive the next two weeks Day 2: I have eaten all of the toilet paper” was posted on X/Twitter by mo on March 14, 2020. “Semi-Quarentine day 2: I’ve eaten all the toilet paper” was posted on X/Twitter by Chris Lawson on March 15, 2020. “Day 1 of quarantine and I already ate all of the toilet paper and dog food I bought” was posted on X/Twitter by poodoggins on March 16, 2020. The 2020 quarantine jokes relate to the COVID-19 (coronavirus) outbreak.
 
“The winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 on January 23, 2026, and this received over 22,000 likes. “The hurricane hasn’t even hit Florida yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 on October 9, 2026.
   
 
X/Twitter
John Kelly
@JohnKelly
It’s been snowing barely an hour and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper. #SendHelp
8:02 AM · Nov 15, 2018
 
X/Twitter
mo
@chuuew
[isolation diary]
Day 1: I have sufficient supplies to comfortably survive the next two weeks
Day 2: I have eaten all of the toilet paper
6:13 AM · Mar 14, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Chris Lawson
@ChrisMLawson
Semi-Quarentine day 2: I’ve eaten all the toilet paper
3:05 PM · Mar 15, 2020
 
X/Twitter
poodoggins
@poodoggins
Day 1 of quarantine and I already ate all of the toilet paper and dog food I bought
6:50 PM · Mar 16, 2020
 
X/Twitter
trippy
@tr1ppynipple
just ate all the toilet paper i stocked up on what the fuck do i do now
11:22 PM · Mar 16, 2020
   
X/Twitter
David
@bobaboi3
Quarantine update: I have eaten all the toilet paper
10:33 AM · Mar 17, 2020
 
X/Twitter
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler
The winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought.
10:18 AM · Jan 23, 2026
 
Facebook
Jimmie Ward III
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 PM ·
The winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought.
 
X/Twitter
Stock Monster
@TradeStockData
The storm ain’t even hit yet and i already ate all the toilet paper i bought
#WinterStorm #Snowstorm2026
11:19 AM · Jan 24, 2026
 
Bluesky
Humor Satire Memes
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
[the winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper i bought
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8:20 AM · Feb 8, 2026
 
X/Twitter
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler
The hurricane hasn’t even hit Florida yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought.
12:27 PM · Oct 9, 2026