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“What doesn’t kill me makes my drinks stronger”
"What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me, makes me stronger" is a famous…
“What doesn’t kill you makes your drinks stronger”
"What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me, makes me stronger" is a famous…
“What doesn’t kill us makes our drinks stronger”
"What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me, makes me stronger" is a famous…
“I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel”
"I just got the new power bill, I believe they are charging me for the sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel..." is a joke that was posted on Facebook by Nora…
“Drink responsibly. Use a fucking coaster”
"Drink responsibly. Use a coaster" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink responsibly" usually means to watch one's alcohol intake. "Drink…
“Remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it this Thanksgiving”
Many people serve turkey on Thanksgiving, and they take a photo of it. "Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of…
“Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have”
"Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it”
Many people serve turkey on Thanksgiving, and they take a photo of it. "Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of…
“Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have”
"Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“They call them ‘beer gardens’ because ‘people drinking in a parking lot’ doesn’t sound as classy”
Many American "beer gardens" don't have much "garden" to them. "If there are no plants at all (let alone beer plants specifically), they shouldn't be allowed to…
“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things”
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things" (or "Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they…
“Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things”
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things" (or "Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they…
“Buy me plants & tell me you don’t trust the government”
"Buy me plants & tell me you don't trust the government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker intends to grow healthy food. "Buy me plants and tell…
“Buy me chickens & tell me you don’t trust the government”
"Buy me chickens & tell me you don't trust the government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker intends to eat healthy by raising the chickens.…
“Drink responsibly. Use a coaster”
"Drink responsibly. Use a coaster" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink responsibly" usually means to watch one's alcohol intake. "Drink…
“The inventor of Horlicks is a malty millionaire”
Horlicks is a British sweet malted milk hot drink powder. Ovaltine is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract. "Malty millionaire" is a pun on…
“A member of our school brass band was a dyslexic girl who played the Toblerone!”
"Trombone" (a musical instrument in the brass family) shouldn't be confused with "Toblerone" (a Swiss chocolate brand), but there are jokes. "I am so proud of my…
“I’ve joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play the Toblerone”
"Trombone" (a musical instrument in the brass family) shouldn't be confused with "Toblerone" (a Swiss chocolate brand), but there are jokes. "I am so proud of my…
“I am so proud of my Dyslexic daughter. She has managed to get in the school Brass Band. Playing the Toblerone”
"Trombone" (a musical instrument in the brass family) shouldn't be confused with "Toblerone" (a Swiss chocolate brand), but there are jokes. "I am so proud of my…