“Hit men prefer to order take-out food”
“Takeout” food means food that will be consumed away from its place of sale (such as “takeout” from a restaurant). A hit man is paid to “take out” a target. This joke (shown on a sign) was posted on Facebook by Vince the Sign Guy on February 3, 2025:
“HIT MEN PREFER TO ORDER TAKE-OUT FOOD.”
Merriam-Webster Dictionary
takeout
noun
1
a: prepared food packaged to be consumed away from its place of sale
b: an establishment selling takeout
2
: the action or an act of taking out
3
a: something taken out or prepared to be taken out
b
(1) : an article (as in a newspaper) printed on consecutive pages so as to be conveniently removed
(2) : an intensive study or report
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@peachystarfind
🌻¬ what do the words “take-out” mean to you?
Lucina: food.
Soleil: hit man.
Mira: date!
Kai: all three if you’re not a coward . . . ☺
11:15 PM · Mar 30, 2021
Facebook
Vince the Sign Guy
February 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
HIT MEN PREFER
TO ORDER
TAKE-OUT FOOD
Facebook
Russ Penrow
February 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM ·
Hit Men prefer to order TAKE-OUT food