"Why bills never go on sale? Like rent 50% off or buy 1 light bill and get the gas bill free" and "How come bills never go on sale? Like rent 25% off or pay 2 electricity bills and…
"Why bills never go on sale? Like rent 50% off or buy 1 light bill and get the gas bill free" and "How come bills never go on sale? Like rent 25% off or pay 2 electricity bills and…
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
"All-purpose flour" (also called "AP flour") can be used for baking many things, although professional bakers usually use other flours. All-purpose flour is not good for…
It's sometimes said that the "Big Apple" (New York City) is "fruity" (gay). "New York be so fruity that it’s called the big apple 😭 I think the whole city is…
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
The expression to put "blood, sweat and tears" into something usually means "effort," but sometimes it is taken literally. "My father loved to say that he always put his…
An Advent calendar has windows, where people can open and have a treat such as a chocolate. This is the subject of several jokes. "I had an advent calendar from Woolworths actually...all the…
Sometimes people read texts late. "Hey, I just read your text. Do you still wanna hang out last week?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hey I just read your…
"May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "May my coffee be stronger than my daughter's attitude…
"May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ladies, if any of these things are failing you, please…
"I wonder what it's like to actually have your shit together. I bet it's glorious. I bet they let you ride unicorns" is a jocula saying that has been printed on several images.…
"A day of worry is more exhausting than a day/week of work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Work is as necessary for peace of mind as for health of body. A day of…
"A day of worry is more exhausting than a day/week of work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Work is as necessary for peace of mind as for health of body. A day of…
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
A funny winter poem has been said about several cold places, such as Wisconsin and Ohio. Authorship is unknown. The Wisconsin version was printed in the Boscobel (WI) Dial on April 11, 1996:…