“What do you call clumsy grapes?”/“Unconcordinated.”
A riddle about Concord grapes is: Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?A: Unconcordinated. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 2, 2015. Wikipedia: Concord grapeThe Concord grape is a cultivar…
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“Why does Pornhub even have a share to Google+ button?” (joke)
Google+ is an interest-based social network that has been the subject of several jokes, such as this one, that was posted on Twitter by Theodore Kellington on July 8, 2012: "Why do they put…
“Diner: Waiter, will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round.”
A joke about ordering pizza in a restaurant is: Diner: Waiter, will my pizza be long?Waiter: No, sir, it will be round. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.smokers.pipes on November 10, 2003.…
“A friend got some vinegar in his ear. Now he suffers from pickled hearing!”
A pun on "pickled herring" is: "A friend got some vinegar in his ear. Now he suffers from pickled hearing!" Forms of the "pickled hearing" joke have been cited in…
“I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers”
The Food Network often gets its viewers hungry. "I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. "Wonders if the…
“I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers”
The Food Network often gets its viewers hungry. "I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. "Wonders if the…
“What’s an Irish windbreaker?”/“Someone who’s had too much corned beef and cabbage.”
A "windbreaker" is a coat. A popular St. Patrick's Day joke about another kind of wind is: Q: What's an Irish windbreaker?A: Someone who's had too much corned beef and…
“What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?”/“My pizza jokes can’t be topped!”
A pizza joke -- often told after several cheesy pizza jokes -- is: Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?A: My pizza jokes can't be topped! The pizza riddle has been…
“Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?”/“They like to ‘go’ first class!”
A riddle about a leprechaun's pot -- or "potty" -- of gold is: Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o' gold?A: They like to "go" first class! The joke has been cited in…
“I have an eating disorder. I’m about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings…”
"I have an eating disorder; I’m about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets" is a jocular line that has been printed on several ecards. "o noes…
“What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?”/“Shamrock ‘n’ roll.”
A leprechaun riddle is: Q: What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?A: Shamrock 'n' roll. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Kidsjokes.co.uk (June 24, 2001)St…
“What baseball position do leprechauns usually play?”/“Shortstop.”
A leprechaun riddle is: Q: What baseball position do leprechauns usually play?A: Shortstop. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Kidsjokes.co.uk (June 23, 2001)St Patricks Day…
“Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day” (knock-knock joke)
"Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day" (for "I wish you a happy St. Patrick's Day") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Irish you a happy St.…
“What do you get if you cross a leprechaun with a Texan?”/“Pot of chili at the end of the rainbow.”
A leprechaun riddle is: Q: What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?A: A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.…
“What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?”/“A jig mistake.”
A riddle about the Irish jig is: Q: What do you call a clumsy Irish dance.A: A jig mistake. The joke (a pun on "big mistake") has been cited in print since at least 2001. Kidsjokes.co.uk…
“When does the leprechaun cross the road?”/“When it’s green!”
A leprechaun riddle is: Q: When does the leprechaun cross the road?A: When it's green. "Why did the leprechaun cross the road? Because the light was green" was printed in the Los…
“What do you think of my Irish stew?”/“It could use a pinch of Gaelic.”
"Garlic" looks a bit like "Gaelic." An Irish stew pun is: Cook l: What do you think of my Irish stew?Cook 2: It could use a pinch of Gaelic. The joke has been cited in print…
“What fruits do twins like best?”/“Pears.”
A riddle about pears is: Q: What fruits do twins like best?A: Pears (pairs). The joke has been cited in print since at least 1983. 25 August 1983, Shoal Lake (Manitoba) Star, pg. ?. col. 1:What do…
“If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed”
"If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed" is a jocular one-line saying about take-home food that has been printed on an ecard. "Yeah but if you eat ur whole…
“I finally got an A on my essay! (Only 1999 more words to go)”
Getting an "A" on an essay is great -- if that stands for a letter grade. "I have an A on my essay. only 6999 more words to go!" was posted on Twitter on November 12, 2015.…