“Find someone who makes you feel the same way music does”
"When you find someone who makes you feel the same way music does, that's when you found someone special" is a music saying that has been printed on many images. "If someone…
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“Be you. The world will adjust”
"Be you. The world will adjust" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 31, 2013. The saying means that one should be one's self,…
“Why is NASCAR a white dominated sport?”/“They’re all racists.”
National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) fans are often white. "Why do americans love Nascar so much? Because they're all racists" was posted on Twitter on May 2,…
“You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah”
"You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah" is a jocular one-line saying about problems that has been printed on many images.. Cheetahs are the fastest land…
“Why go out for hamburger, when I’ve got steak at home?”
American actor Paul Newman (1925-2008) married American actress Joanne Woodward in 1958. In a Playboy magazine interview in July 1968, Newman was asked about his 10-year marriage and the temptation…
“What good does it do to be able to eat at a lunch counter if you can’t buy a hamburger?”
American minister and civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968), referencing the restaurant sit-ins for civil rights, was reported calling for economic justice in a United Press…
“What good does it do to be able to eat at a lunch counter if you can’t buy a hamburger?”
American minister and civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968), referencing the restaurant sit-ins for civil rights, was reported calling for economic justice in a United Press…
“If every day is a gift, then today was socks”
"If every day is a gift, then today was socks" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Socks" sounds like "sucks" and represents something…
“Kill them with success and bury them with a smile”
"Kill them with success and bury them with a smile" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the best way against doubters or enemies is to…
“Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?”/“Because she had her nose in a hamburger.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?A: Because she had her nose in a hamburger. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google Books1001…
“How did the jury find the hamburger?”/“Grill-ty as charred.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How did the jury find the hamburger?A: Grill-ty as charred. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 1978. “What did the hamburger say when it pleaded…
“There’s no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do”
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter played from 1995 until 2014. His uniform number (#2) was retired in May 2017. Jeter told Yankees Magazine in May 1996: "My folks taught me at a very…
“Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?”/“Because she had her nose in a hamburger.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?A: Because she had her nose in a hamburger. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google Books1001…
“What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ‘not guilty’?”/“I’ve been flamed!”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: What did the hamburger say when it pleaded "not guilty"?A: "I've been flamed!" The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 1978.…
“How do you make a hamburger laugh?”/“Pickle it gently.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How do you make a hamburger laugh/smile?A: Pickle it gently. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 1978. “How do you make a cheeseburger…
“What good does it do to be able to eat at a lunch counter if you can’t buy a hamburger?”
American minister and civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968), referencing the restaurant sit-ins for civil rights, was reported calling for economic justice in a United Press…
“Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday”
"Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never skip Monday workouts. It gets your week started off the right way. I'm glad…
“Music picks you up from where people leave you”
"Music picks you up from where people leave you" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Lazy Perfectionist on December 17, 2016.…
“Why are computers always hungry?”/“Because they can only eat microchips.”
There have been many puns about computers, bytes and (micro)chips. One riddle was printed in a 1990 newspaper: Q: What did the hungry computer eat at snacktime?A: Chips, one byte at a time. Another…
“What do vegans say during sex?”/“Artichoke me.”
People who like to eat artichokes don't necessarily like choking, but there have been several vegan sex jokes. "Kinky vegan: 'artichoke me daddy'" was posted on Twitter on…