“Dow Jones? More like Down Jones, amirite?”
When the U.S. stock market goes down, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is sometimes dubbed "Down Jones" (down + Dow Jones). "Dow Jones (sometimes called the Davey Jones, or Down…
When the U.S. stock market goes down, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is sometimes dubbed "Down Jones" (down + Dow Jones). "Dow Jones (sometimes called the Davey Jones, or Down…
Google sends vehicles on streets to capture street views, but it doesn't tell homeowners when the Google vehicle is taking pictures. This was posted on X/Twitter by Sinead Ryan (@SineadRyan)…
"Let's play a game called you bring me food and I eat it" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "RT '@chirpsing: lets play a game called you bring…
"Let's play a game called you bring me food and I eat it" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "RT '@chirpsing: lets play a game called you bring…
"The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people" and "I'm not qualified to be nice to stupid people" are jocular work sayings that have been printed on many…
"The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people" and "I'm not qualified to be nice to stupid people" are jocular work sayings that have been printed on many…
"The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people" and "I'm not qualified to be nice to stupid people" are jocular work sayings that have been printed on many…
"The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people" and "I'm not qualified to be nice to stupid people" are jocular work sayings that have been printed on many…
Fruit cocktail does not contain alcohol. "Fruit cocktail is the most disappointing of all the cocktails" was posted on Facebook by Jeff Mulvihill on April 9, 2018. This saying has been…
"Rich people have brand labels on their clothes. Happy people have dog hair on their clothes" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Rich people have brand labels on their…
"Rich people have brand labels on their clothes. Happy people have dog hair on their clothes" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Rich people have brand labels on their…
"Rich people have brand labels on their clothes. Happy people have dog hair on their clothes" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Rich people have brand labels on their…
"Rich people have brand labels on their clothes. Happy people have dog hair on their clothes" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Rich people have brand labels on their…
"Rich people have brand labels on their clothes. Happy people have dog hair on their clothes" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Rich people have brand labels on their…
"Travel Math: Having a trip booked motivates you to work. So it is a source of income rather than an expense" is a jocular saying that ha been printed on many images. "Having a trip…
A rock concet riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 11, 2025: "Who is the highest ranking officer at a rock concert? General Admission." Reddit -- Dadjokes Man-e-questions --…
Many people hate to wake up early, and also hate to exercise. "The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can…
Dogs often watch (with envy) people eating food. This was posted on X/Twitter by 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 on August 20, 2024: "I wish I loved anything as…
"Drinking a large amount of water everyday helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated" is a jocual saying that has been printed on many…
"Drinking a large amount of water everyday helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated" is a jocual saying that has been printed on many…