Pop-Tarts have sometimes been compared to Hot Pockets. This was posted on Bluesky by lisabug on January 7, 2035: "A Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket that decided to become a stripper to help pay for…
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem Coffee is Coffee. But if you make it well, it can be art ☕️🤍💛 Photo: @MirandaFlame 12:51 AM · Apr 10, 2025 ·
A "turkey" in bowling is three strikes in a row. "I thought turkey bacon was when you ate three pieces of bacon in a row. Sort of like bowling" was posted on X/Twitter by Kyle…
A "chip" golf stroke is not the same as a "chipped" tooth, but there are jokes. "I chipped a tooth earlier. I don't whose it was or why it was on the golf course"…
"I had a salad joke... but i tossed it" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Lim on August 21, 2012. "I had a salad joke... But I tossed it" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Bumper talk: 'I'm not speeding/I'm…
"Just because it didn't work out doesn't mean you failed. You successfully fucked it up" is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem Life is short, drink good Coffee ☕️🤍💚 Photo: @valeria195455 11:30 PM · Apr 8, 2025 ·
"Do not ask me for life advice. You will end up with a new dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that dogs make life better. "Do not ask me for…
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Shannon @gardengirl125 I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me 😭 11:15 PM · Oct 27, 2024 Facebook More…
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
" can you pick up a peanut buster parfait for me, with extra hot fudge? (Sorry, all of our hot fudge is the same temperature...)" was posted on X/Twitter by Bill Jelen on August 2, 2013.…
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
"Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business/issues offline" is advice for a personal or a professional relationship that has been printed…
"This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This Friday, finish your work and be…
"Life is good, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is good especially on Friday…
"Sip, smile, repeat" (also "Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, smile, repeat" has been…
"Sip, smile, repeat" (also "Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, smile, repeat" has been…
"Life is good, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is good especially on Friday…
"Life is beautiful, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is beautiful...especially on a…