“My girlfriend can’t wrestle, but you should see her box”
"My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you should see her box" is a jocular saying about wrestling and boxing -- with a sexual innuendo -- that has been printed on many images. The boxing…
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“The pathway to glory is strewn with pitfalls and dangers” (Per Ardua ad Astra)
New York author Ingersoll Lockwood (1841-1918), who wrote the books Travels and Adventures of Little Baron Trump and his Wonderful Dog Bulger and 1900, or, The Last President (1896), had renewed…
Coincidence Lasagna/Lasagne (layers of coincidence)
"Coincidence lasagna/lasagne" is not a food, but a term to describe "layers of coincidence" -- like the layers of lasagna. "Coincidence lasagna: layers of coincidence. We…
“Potatoes give us potato chips, French fries, and vodka”
Entry in progress -- B.P."It's amazing how potatoes give us chips, fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Self-confidence is the best outfit. Rock it and own it”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Self-confidence is the best outfit. Rock it and own it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. 17 November 2016, US Fed News ServiceUSPTO ISSUES…
“I’m really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans”
"I'm really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Yeah I do Crossfit.... I CROSS my…
“Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal”
"Who says I can't cook? You obviously haven't tasted my cereal" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. Adding milk to cereal is not cooking, of course. "I…
“After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and say I’ve successfully installed Java”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Java (programming language)Java is a general-purpose computer programming language that is concurrent, class-based, object-oriented, and specifically designed…
“Slow runners make fast runners look good. You’re welcome!”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Slow runners make fast runners look good. You're welcome!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterTriathlon Montreal @TriMontrealThe…
“After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and say I’ve successfully installed Java”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBadAfter I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.12:53 PM - 23…
“Coffee is a liquid hug for your brain”
"Coffee is a liquid hug for your brain" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ritual coffee... liquid hug" was posted on Twitter by Dino Ignacio on August…
“Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterFamous Quotes @valuablequottesSome people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be. - Unknown1:24 PM - 31 Jul 2017
“I wish my wallet came with free refills”
"I wish my wallet came with free refills" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. " I would like it if my wallet had free refills like my slurpee cup" was…
“I only need coffee on days ending with the letter ‘Y’”
Entry in progress -- B.P."I only need coffee on days ending with the letter 'Y'" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterGlenn Murray…
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’”
"Yoga class? I thought you said 'pour a glass'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Yoga class? I thought you said 'pour a glass'…
“And the Lord said unto John, ‘Come forth and receive eternal life!’” (joke)
A toaster is often a consolation prize -- especially in jokes. A joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.consumers.sweepstakes on July 4, 1996: "'Come forth and win my love,' said God…
“A woman notices her ex-husband drinking at the bar…” (joke)
A popular joke has a couple enter a restaurant. The wife appears to notice her ex-husband -- from seven years ago -- drinking at the bar. "That's crazy," says the new husband.…
“I had a continental breakfast. Unfortunately, the continent was Africa”
Many hotels serve continental breakfasts. One joke is that some serve African continent breakfasts -- that is, not much food. "I'd forgotten how broadly interpreted Continental Breakfast…
“Why was the blonde late for work?”/“She was stranded on the broken escalator.”
A "dumb blonde" joke that involves an escalator is: Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator. "Why was the stupid man late for work? The…
“What happened when the escalator broke down?”/“Everyone stopped and staired!”
An escalator riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 31, 2017: Q: What happened when the escalator broke down?A: Everyone stopped and staired. “Escalators don’t break down. They just turn…