“I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles”
"I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A bag of Skittles contains multi-colored candies; a chameleon is a…
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“Sawdust is man glitter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. The Town LineI’M JUST CURIOUS: New T-shirt sayings June 27, 2018by Debbie Walker(...)Sawdust is Man glitter!
“A burp is nothing more than a smart fart that took the elevator up”
"A burp is just a fart that took the elevator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on May 25, 1998: Q: What is…
“A burp is just a fart that took the elevator”
"A burp is just a fart that took the elevator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on May 25, 1998: Q: What is…
“Some guy proposed in the gym, but she said no. It didn’t workout”
"This man in the gym just proposedddd and she said NOOOOOOOOOO" was posted on Twitter by Milyn Jensen on March 26, 2018. "Sounds like it didn't work out for him" was a…
“What do you buy the web designer who has everything?”/“Gif vouchers.”
There are "gift" vouchers, but what about "gif" vouchers? "Do web geeks get Gif Vouchers for christmas?" was posted on Twitter on August 20, 2012. A riddle was posted…
“Why did the weak acid go to the gym?”/“To become a buffer solution.”
A chemistry joke has been printed on several images: Q: Why did the weak acid go to the gym?A: To become a buffer solution. The riddle was posted on Twitter on October 16, 2010. TwitterLee Jun…
“Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-Dum-Tss”
The rimshot became famous as a drummer's support of a comedian after a (usually bad or unusually corny) joke. The drum sounds are written as "boom boom" and "ba dum tss."…
“A goat, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Ba-Dum-Tss”
The rimshot became famous as a drummer's support of a comedian after a (usually bad or unusually corny) joke. The drum sounds are written as "boom boom" and "ba dum tss."…
“Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies”
"Friends help you move. Best/Real friends help you move bodies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A friend is someone who'll help you move; a best friend is…
“Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff. Boom-Boom-Tss”
The rimshot became famous as a drummer's support of a comedian after a (usually bad or unusually corny) joke. The drum sounds are written as "boom boom" and "ba dum tss."…
“A sheep, a drum and a snake walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
The rimshot became famous as a drummer's support of a comedian after a (usually bad or unusually corny) joke. The drum sounds are written as "boom boom" and "ba dum tss."…
“Friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel”
"Friends help you move. Best/Real friends help you move bodies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A friend is someone who'll help you move; a best friend is…
“Two elephants walk off a cliff. Boom boom!”
The rimshot became famous as a drummer's support of a comedian after a (usually bad or unusually corny) joke. The drum sounds are written as "boom boom" and "ba dum tss."…
“A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Ba-Dum-Tss”
The rimshot became famous as a drummer's support of a comedian after a (usually bad or unusually corny) joke. The drum sounds are written as "boom boom" and "ba dum tss."…
“Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once an extremely motivated person”
"Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once an extremely motivated person" (or "Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Two elephants and cymbals fall off a cliff. Boom-Boom-Tss”
The rimshot became famous as a drummer's support of a comedian after a (usually bad or unusually corny) joke. The drum sounds are written as "boom boom" and "ba dum tss."…
“Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how”
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Parenting is like folding a fitted sheet. No…
Big Potato (jocular mistake for “Big Apple”)
New York City is called the "Big Apple," not the "Big Potato." However, Betty White, playing the character Rose Nylund on the television sitcom The Golden Girls, the "Sick…
“The crowd at the cannibal’s party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods”
"Finger foods" are small edibles that are eaten using fingers, but sometimes, as some jokes have it, "finger foods" are actually fingers. A joke was posted on the website Pun of…