“Love doesn’t conquer all. Chocolate does”
"Love conquers all" ("Omnia vincit amor" in Latin) is a classical saying from Eclogue X by Virgil. What does conquer all? "Love doesn't conquer all. Chocolate…
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“Love doesn’t conquer all. Vodka does”
"Love conquers all" ("Omnia vincit amor" in Latin) is a classical saying from Eclogue X by Virgil. What does conquer all? "Love doesn't conquer all. Chocolate…
“Love doesn’t conquer all. Tequila does”
"Love conquers all" ("Omnia vincit amor" in Latin) is a classical saying from Eclogue X by Virgil. What does conquer all? "Love doesn't conquer all. Chocolate…
“Whoever came up with the spelling for ‘receipt’ was an idiopt”
"Whoever came up with the spelling for 'receipt' was an idiopt" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The letter "p" is silent. "Whoever…
“Whoever spelled the word ‘receipt’ was a friggin idiopt”
"Whoever came up with the spelling for 'receipt' was an idiopt" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The letter "p" is silent. "Whoever…
“The best way to cope with your problems is to add new ones to distract yourself from the original ones”
"The best way to cope with your problems is to add new ones to distract yourself from the original ones" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The best way to…
“I used to be cool, now I say things like, ‘I ate too much cheese last night’”
"I used to be cool, now I say things like, 'I ate too much cheese last night'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. When people get older, they usually…
“People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions”
"People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, instead of learning loyalty from dogs, many people learned…
“People needed to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions”
"People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, instead of learning loyalty from dogs, many people learned…
“People need to learn loyalty from dogs”
"People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, instead of learning loyalty from dogs, many people learned…
“If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“If your dog doesn’t like somebody, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job”
Many people think of quitting their jobs every morning. "My Monday morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job" was posted on Facebook by Lisa Florio-Weigele on July…
“My Monday morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job”
Many people think of quitting their jobs every morning. "My Monday morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job" was posted on Facebook by Lisa Florio-Weigele on July…
“You know who really does give the best life advice, strangers on the internet”
Your best life advice probably doesn't come from complete strangers on the internet, but there are sarcastic comments that it does. "the best advice in life comes from strangers on the…
“I’m fueled by pure, unadulterated ‘Why is it not Friday yet?!’ energy”
"I'm fueled by pure, unadulterated 'Why is it not Friday yet?!' energy" was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama on July 31, 2025. This is a saying that might have support…
“The best wines are the ones we drink together”
"The best wines are the ones we drink together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "The best wines are the ones we drink together #winelover…
“Apparently, yelling from your bed ‘coffee pot activate!’ is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?”
"Apparently, yelling from your bed 'coffee pot activate!' is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This, if possible,…
“Apparently laying in bed and yelling ‘Coffee pot activate’ is not a thing. Why is this not a thing yet?!”
"Apparently, yelling from your bed 'coffee pot activate!' is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This, if possible,…
“Apparently lying in bed yelling ‘coffee pot activate’ is not a thing yet… Why is this not a thing?”
"Apparently, yelling from your bed 'coffee pot activate!' is not a thing. Why is this not a thing?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This, if possible,…