“The word ‘cheese’ is cancelled. Everyone must now call it a loaf of milk”
Cheese (except for vegan cheese) is usually derived from milk. "THE WORD 'CHEESE' IS CANCELLED everyone must now call it a loaf of milk" Was posted on Facebook by Callum…
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“Cheese is just a loaf of milk”
Cheese (except for vegan cheese) is usually derived from milk. "THE WORD 'CHEESE' IS CANCELLED everyone must now call it a loaf of milk" Was posted on Facebook by Callum…
“What do you call a silent kebab?”/“A shh-kebab.”
A shish kebab riddle is: Q: What do you call a silent kebab?A: A shh-kebab. The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 26, 2011. Wikipedia: Shish kebabShish kebab is a popular meal of…
“Chiron was a half human/half horse doctor, which made him the Centaur for Disease Control”
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is a national public health institute. The Greek mythological figure of Chiron as the "Centaur of Disease Control" is a joke on the…
“I’m working on a fitness routine for insects. It’s OK, but I’m still trying to work out the bugs”
The expression "work out the bugs" means to remove defects, but a joke takes the words literally. "I'm working on a fitness routine for insects. It's going well, but…
“Waffles are just pancakes with bones”
"Waffles are Pancakes with bones" was posted on Twitter by Kenny Garcia on July 25, 2017. The saying doesn't make literal sense because neither pancakes nor waffles have any bones.…
“I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today. I just showed up to work 20 minutes early”
One disadvantage of speeding -- besides potentially getting a speeding ticket -- is that the driver might arrive at a destination too early. "I definitely learned my lesson about speeding…
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy”
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be…
“Ambition is for people who don’t have enough sense to be lazy”
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be…
“Rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband so let’s think positively here”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some quarantines. A joke was posted on Twitter by sam fischer on March 15, 2020: "Let’s not forget that rapunzel was quarantined and met…
“The whole country would be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running the drive-thru”
"The whole country would be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running the drive-thru testing centers" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The say was popular in…
“The real conspiracy theory is believing that you can replace your immune system with masks…”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in the wearing of face masks and gloves, and the frequent use of hand sanitizers. Many people did not agree with these measures. "THE REAL…
“I opened a tub of margarine & inside was a lump of green slime. I can’t believe it, snot butter”
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! is a brand substitute for butter. "I can’t believe it's snot butter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Sneezed all over my toast. Can’t believe it snot butter”
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! is a brand substitute for butter. "I can’t believe it's snot butter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I’ve set myself a five year plan to become more spontaneous”
Many people make plans to be more spontaneous, but do they make long term plans? "I have a five year plan to become more spontaneous" was posted on Twitter by Daveastated on August 27,…
“I have a five year plan to become more spontaneous”
Many people make plans to be more spontaneous, but do they make long term plans? "I have a five year plan to become more spontaneous" was posted on Twitter by Daveastated on August 27,…
“I’ve been a fan of Gazpacho soup since before it was cool”
"I've been a fan of Gazpacho soup since before it was cool" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Alf on November 15, 2020, and on Reddit -- Oneliners on November 18, 2020.…
Sudden Fried Chicken (sudden + Southern fried chicken)
A fried chicken riddle is: Q: What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?A: Sudden fried chicken. "Sudden friend chicken" can sound like "Southern fried chicken."…
“What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?”/“Sudden fried chicken.”
A fried chicken riddle is: Q: What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?A: Sudden fried chicken. "Sudden friend chicken" can sound like "Southern fried chicken."…
“The only difference between Lunchables and a charcuterie board is class aesthetics”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…