Hawaii: “Why do Cyclops have trouble spelling Hawaii?”/“You need two ‘i’s.’”

A joke about spelling “Hawaii” was posted on Twitter by Jon on October 30, 2017:
   
CYCLOPS: How do u spell Hawaii?
WIFE [biting lip] well..u need 2 i’s
CYCLOPS [puts pen down] my life is just a joke to u isn’t it Linda
 
A Cyclops has one “eye,” not two. The joke has been printed on many images.
     
         
Twitter   
king of new williamsburg
@heathh0lley
[Cyclops sending mail to Hawaii]
Post workers: Uhm..
“Hawai”
Cyclops: What
Post workers: you’re missing an “i”
Cyclops: aight fuck you guys
10:23 AM · Jan 26, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Jon
@ArfMeasures
CYCLOPS: How do u spell Hawaii?
WIFE [biting lip] well..u need 2 i’s
CYCLOPS [puts pen down] my life is just a joke to u isn’t it Linda
10:13 AM · Oct 30, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Cyclops: Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?
Wife: (biting lip).. I think you need 2 ‘i’s.
Cyclops: (puts pen down)...You think my life is just a fucking joke to you?
4:30 PM · Feb 1, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter February 2, 2018
A cyclops was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his wife, “Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?”
Biting her lip, she replied, “I think you need 2 ‘i’s.”
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/madazzahatter October 19, 2018
Cyclops: Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?
Wife: (biting lip).. I think you need 2 ‘i’s.
Cyclops: (puts pen down)...You think my life is just a fucking joke to you?
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Tdsmith0ver9000 June 10, 2019
Cyclops: how do you spell Hawaii?
Karen: you need two i’s
Cyclops: ...my life is just a big fucking joke to you, isn’t it Karen?
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ImAmOnesie March 12, 2020
A Cyclops asked his humas wife
Cyclops : Honey, how do you spell Hawaii?
Wife : Well you need two i’s
Cyclops : This isnt the time to fucking joke around Linda
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod January 17, 2021
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, “How do you spell Hawaii?” Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, “You need two i’s.”
Cyclops growled, “My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?”
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/professorf January 17, 2021
Why do Cyclops have trouble spelling Hawaii?
You need two “i’s”