“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“Do your own research.”
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?” is a lightbulb joke with many answers.
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don’t believe it’s a lightbulb, prove it” was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc on November 27, 2001. “How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Illuminati did it!” was posted on Twitter by Warren Holstein on September 16, 2014.
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? via /r/Jokes We may never know the truth” was posted on Twitter by Samantha Dowd on January 1, 2017. (The original post on Reddit-Jokes does not appear to still be available.)
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 19, 2020.
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? Do your own research” was posted on Twitter by Darren Walsh Puns on January 10, 2021, and on Reddit—Jokes on January 18, 2021.
Google Groups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
Lame joke thread….
Rainbow Heron
Nov 27, 2001, 7:18:09 PM
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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don’t believe it’s a lightbulb, prove it.
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elirook
@elirook
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bu….. THIS TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED
12:34 AM · Jan 19, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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matsalted
@matsalted
Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Alien lightbulbs don’t need changing.
1:34 PM · Oct 16, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Belgrave Trust
@belgravetrust
One more in this vein: “How many conspiracy theorists does it take…” > “It’s a plot!!! Gore and Soros are getting rich selling lightbulbs”
9:30 PM · May 18, 2010·Hootsuite
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Michael Spicer
@MrMichaelSpicer
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Light bulbs don’t need changing; it’s a scam to keep the industry alive.
11:34 AM · Apr 19, 2011·erased_49624
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AntoMadd
@AntoMadd
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? If I told you I’d have to kill you
7:19 PM · Oct 24, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Jamie Andrew
@nottheclimber
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? There is no lightbulb. Ask the Jews.
5:28 PM · Feb 22, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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(((Scott Box)))
@scottbox
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They’re off the grid, man.
2:26 PM · Mar 15, 2012·Twitter for Android
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David Stokes
@scottywrotem
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? That isn’t a lightbulb my friend, that’s a fucking CIA listening device.
6:09 PM · Aug 30, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Sarah Wood
@sarahwoodwriter
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What if it’s not really a lightbulb?
6:38 PM · Apr 22, 2013·Facebook
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chris
@BassoonJokes
Q. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The light bulb was a crisis actor
11:56 AM · Sep 26, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/RBFesquire November 5, 2013
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows.
Except me.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/4apalehorse August 18, 2014
Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We’ll never know, Tesla was murdered.
Twitter
Warren Holstein
@WarrenHolstein
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Illuminati did it!
4:05 PM · Sep 16, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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JokeBlogger.com
@JokeBlogger
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Illuminati did it! http://tweetjoke.co/3OF by
@WarrenHolstein
11:09 AM · Sep 30, 2014·JokeBlogger.com (old version)
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Scott Stavrou
@ScottStavrou
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Wrong. Electricity is a false construct perpetrated by the Liberal Elite
9:51 AM · Dec 18, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Lame Jokes
@lamejokes_net
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? http://ift.tt/2isMzaA
We may never know the truth.
#jokes
4:29 PM · Jan 1, 2017·IFTTT
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Samantha Dowd
@samanthadowd935
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? via /r/Jokes
We may never know the truth.
4:38 PM · Jan 1, 2017·IFTTT
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We may never know the truth.
7:40 AM · Aug 17, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter September 29, 2017
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We may never know the truth…
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/QuestionableListener June 20, 2020
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
You won’t believe me.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/paleochrist November 19, 2020
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
Twitter
John Filipovic
@johnflipside
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
7:22 AM · Nov 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Darren Walsh Puns
@DarrenWalshPuns
Q) How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Do your own research.
5:37 AM · Jan 10, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/emu404 January 18, 2021
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Do your own research.