“‘Old’ is when your wife says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love’” (joke)
Climbing stairs can be a challenge as people get older. "'Old' is when your wife says 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you reply, 'Honey, I can't do…
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“Pressing the lock button on your car keys twice is essential. Just like saving your game twice”
Many people do things twice, just to make sure. "Pressing the lock button on your car keys twice is essential. Just like saving your game twice on Pokemon! #essetiallifestyle" was posted…
“After 30, you can’t eat Taco Bell and have sex in the same day”
Taco Bell food can cause diarrhea. "You can't have Taco Bell and sex in the same day. It's just science" was posted on Twitter by Stoic Disnterest on July 13, 2015. "And if…
“Strawberries really just said, ‘Fuck it, seeds on the outside’”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit--AsksciencePosted by u/bstocktonFebruary14, 2013Why are some fruits' seeds on the outside (e.g. strawberries) but most are on the inside?COMMENTSr_plantae(...)So…
“I’m ready for the weekend, but it’s only Tuesday”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterAakar Shroff@aakarI'm ready for the weekend, but it's only Tuesday7:35 AM · Mar 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client TwitterMarianne Stanley@Marianne70ready for…
“When you’re ready for the weekend, but it’s only Tuesday”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterAakar Shroff@aakarI'm ready for the weekend, but it's only Tuesday7:35 AM · Mar 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client TwitterMarianne Stanley@Marianne70ready for…
“Strawberry is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit--AsksciencePosted by u/bstocktonFebruary14, 2013Why are some fruits' seeds on the outside (e.g. strawberries) but most are on the inside?COMMENTSr_plantae(...)So…
“Croutons are just mini garlic breads”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "croutons are just tiny pieces of garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by Faith. on June 28, 2010. "Croutons are like mini garlic breads…
“My wife of 60 years said let’s go upstairs and make love. I told her ‘Choose one, I can’t do both’”
Climbing stairs can be a challenge as people get older. "'Old' is when your wife says 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you reply, 'Honey, I can't do…
“Inflation: Because the easiest way to steal your wealth is by cheapening your money”
"Inflation: Because the easiest way to steal your wealth is by cheapening your money" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The image shows a tiny dollar in the palm of…
“A large group of Karens is called an HOA”
"A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners' Association" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "Karen" is a highly opinionated and entitled person.…
“If you can ‘smell’ rain, you country as hell”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners’ Association”
"A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners' Association" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "Karen" is a highly opinionated and entitled person.…
“You can give them a job layng down and they’ll stand up to quit”
"This generation don't want to work. You could give them a job laying down and they'll get up and quit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several…
“You know you country if you can smell rain or snow”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“If you can ‘smell’ rain, you country AF”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“Why is it called a break room when it’s full of everyone I need a break from?”
A "break room" is for coffee breaks and lunch breaks that people (usually employees) in a building take. "I don't know why it's called a 'break room.' It's…
“You could give them a job laying down and they’ll get up and quit”
"This generation don't want to work. You could give them a job laying down and they'll get up and quit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several…
“If you can ‘smell the rain,’ you country as hell”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“You know you’re from the country if you can smell the rain coming”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…