“Leftwing, Rightwing, Knowing”
"Leftwing, Rightwing, Knowing" is often shown on an image, with three boxes next to each. "Left" is shown on blue, "Right" is shown on red, and "Kno" is…
"Leftwing, Rightwing, Knowing" is often shown on an image, with three boxes next to each. "Left" is shown on blue, "Right" is shown on red, and "Kno" is…
"Who came up with the brilliant idea of moving the clocks forward on the weekend...in the middle of the night?? Why not move them ahead on a Friday around 4PM?" is a jocular saying that…
"How much do/should you spend on a bottle of wine?"/"About 30 minutes" -- the question probably referred to money, not time -- is a joke that has been printed on many images.…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Popular variants include "other hide" or "otter's…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Popular variants include "other hide" or "otter's…
"How much do/should you spend on a bottle of wine?"/"About 30 minutes" -- the question probably referred to money, not time -- is a joke that has been printed on many images.…
"Paid all my bills for the month. Does anyone have any good recipes with water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has no money left for food.…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Popular variants include "other hide" or "otter's…
"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts" -- a pun on "martial arts" --was posted on Twitter by The Untastic Mr. Fitz on July 15, 2012. "I never finish…
"Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When the time comes my Cinema Studies essay will be about The Lego Movie and…
Job offers often require experience -- even for a job they train you for and where experience is not needed. "Job offers be like - We need a Virgin with at least 2 years experience of sex.…
"Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When the time comes my Cinema Studies essay will be about The Lego Movie and…
"Liar, liar, pants on fire" is an old rhyme. "If liars' pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun" is a saying that has been
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
Job offers often require experience -- even for a job they train you for and where experience is not needed. "Job offers be like - We need a Virgin with at least 2 years experience of sex.…
"Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When the time comes my Cinema Studies essay will be about The Lego Movie and…
"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese" is not always the same as "I'd like to buy a bagel and cream cheese." The following joke (which went viral) was posted on…
Should one always give 100% (or 110%) at work? "I always give 110%. That's why I lost my job In the examination bored" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Lewis Gardiner on…
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
"Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Google Groups:…