Procrastidrinking (procrastinating + drinking)
"Procrastidrinking" (procrastinating + drinking) is a portmanteau word that has been printed on many images. "Procrastidrinking The act of putting off work or other duties by…
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“Brunch (noun): the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking”
"Brunch (noun): the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Let's agree to call brunch what it is: a socially…
“Cleaning the house while your kids are home is like brushing your teeth while eating an Oreo”
"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Cleaning the house with children in it is…
“Vegan food isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it”
"Vegan food ain't/isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Vegan food is not bad once you add meat and…
“Vegan food ain’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it”
"Vegan food ain't/isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Vegan food is not bad once you add meat and…
“Procrastidrinking: The art of drinking instead of doing something else you should be doing”
"Procrastidrinking" (procrastinating + drinking) is a portmanteau word that has been printed on many images. "Procrastidrinking The act of putting off work or other duties by…
“New York weather just be throwing out temperatures like it’s picking Powerball numbers”
"Mother Nature (Florida/ New York/ Texas) just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers" -- that is, randomly, with cold temperatures one day and hot the next -- is a saying…
“Today’s date is 7/11, which is convenient”
7-Eleven is an American international chain of convenience stores. "Today's date is 7/11 which is convenient" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 11, 2017. "TODAYS DATE IS…
“Diner: Waiter, I’m in a hurry! Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No, they’ll be round.”
A joke about ordering pancakes in a restaurant is: Diner: Waiter, I’m in a hurry! Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No, they'll be round. The joke was printed in many newspapers in June…
“It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them”
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…
“This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING”
"This is your captain speaking..." is a familiar introduction on a passenger airplane. "hello, this is your captain speaking. HELLO, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING" was posted on…
“Every now and then I fall apart” (taco meme)
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…
“The College Board is phasing out the essay portion of the SAT. The test will be known as the T”
The SAT test had an essay, and there are "SA"/"essay" jokes." "College Board announced today that they're taking the essay out of the SAT. Now it's just the…
“It’s okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them”
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…
“Sometimes I fall apart and that’s okay” (taco meme)
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…
“Mother Nature just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers”
"Mother Nature (Florida/ New York/ Texas) just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers" -- that is, randomly, with cold temperatures one day and hot the next -- is a saying…
Naked Running (Naked Run)
A "naked run" ("naked running") means running without electronics -- no iPhone, iPod, watch, etc. It does not mean running without clothes (although the context of the term…
“Lobster tail & beer. My three favorite things”
"Lobster tail & beer. My three favorite things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, "lobster tail" and "beer" becomes "lobster"…
“Voting is like going to the movies. You suspend disbelief in a world of ridiculous fantasy…”
A joke about voting was posted on Sickipedia on July 9, 2021: "Voting is like going to the movies. You suspend disbelief in a world of ridiculous fantasy hoping that what comes next…
“It’s not hoarding if it’s wine. It’s a collection”
"It's not hoarding if it's wine. It's a collection" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not hoarding if it's wine, It's a…