“In Texas, the shade is just diet sun”
Some people assume that it is cooler in the shade. People in the South know that it is still hot. "In the South, shade is just diet Sun" was posted on Twitter by clark glizzwald on July…
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“In the South, shade is just diet sun”
Some people assume that it is cooler in the shade. People in the South know that it is still hot. "In the South, shade is just diet Sun" was posted on Twitter by clark glizzwald on July…
“Beer is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Wine is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Houston is two hours away from Houston”
"Houston is an hour away from Houston" is a popular saying for two reasons: (1) Houston is the largest city in the United States in total area, and (2) there is a lot of traffic. Some…
“Alcohol is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Grandpa leapt around in his undies on the 4th. It was his In-Depends-Dance Day”
"Independence Day" is sometimes joked as "In Depends Dance Day." Depend is an adult undergarment. "Denaldo celebrates by putting on adult diapers and cavorting about the…
“Mi taco es mi taco”
"Mi taco es mi taco" ("my taco is my taco" in English) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on the familiar "mi casa es su casa"…
“How do you support a werewolf’s YouTube channel?”/“Lycan subscribe.”
"Lycan" sounds like "like and," and of course, there are YouTube werewolf jokes. "I end all my werewolf Youtube videos by telling viewers to lycan subscribe" was…
“Houston is an hour away from Houston”
"Houston is an hour away from Houston" is a popular saying for two reasons: (1) Houston is the largest city in the United States in total area, and (2) there is a lot of traffic. "It…
“Mi casa es su casa pero mi taco es mi taco”
"Mi taco es mi taco" ("my taco is my taco" in English) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on the familiar "mi casa es su casa"…
Palermo Pizza (Palermo Slice)
A "Palermo slice" (Palermo pizza) is a version of the Sicilian pizza slice that is sold at Famous Ben's Pizza and Krispy Pizza in the New York City area. The Palermo slice is a…
“Whiskey is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Mi casa es su casa but mi taco es mi taco”
"Mi taco es mi taco" ("my taco is my taco" in English) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on the familiar "mi casa es su casa"…
“Houston is actually an hour away from Houston”
"Houston is an hour away from Houston" is a popular saying for two reasons: (1) Houston is the largest city in the United States in total area, and (2) there is a lot of traffic. "It…
“Vodka is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt”
"If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor”
"I'm so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Vodka now comes in many flavors. "Remember when vodka…
“Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what wine is for”
"Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never depend on someone else to make you happy,…
“It’s July 8th and people are still shooting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas tree”
"This is ridiculous! "It's July 6th/7th/8th/9th/10th and people are still shooting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decoration on fire!" is a jocular saying that…