“What do you call a spicy Japanese pizza demon?”/“Pepper oni.”
"Pepperoni" (an American variety of salami) has nothing to do with "oni" (a Japanese demon, ogre or troll), but there are jokes. "Pepper Oni - the stripper w/ the heart of…
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“We need to have a ‘Bring Your Wine to Work Day’” (BYWWD)
"We need to have a 'Bring Your Wine to Work Day'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day."…
Big Apple Pancake House (Chicago Heights and Joliet, IL, 1980-present)
Big Apple Pancake House has two Illinois locations: 106 N. Larkin Avenue in Joliet and 1425 Western Avenue in Chicago Heights. "Big Apple Pancake House, 1260 Deerfield Rd., Highland Pk."…
Korean Corn Dog
Wikipedia: Corn dogSouth KoreaIn South Korea, a corn dog is one of the most popular street foods. A corn dog is usually called "hot dog" in the Korean language (핫도그), creating…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more wine”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more whiskey”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“Canadian buffet. All Yukon eat”
"Yukon" sounds like "you can," and there are "All Yukon Eat" jokes. "Alaskan Crab Legs (...) ALL YUKON EAT!!" was in an advertisement in the Daily Press…
“When a drummer comes out of retirement, there are repercussions”
Drums are percussion instruments, and there are "repercussions" jokes. "When Stan went against his wife's wishes and came out of retirement to tour as a drummer again, he knew…
“I went to a buffet restaurant in Northwest Canada the other day. It was all Yukon eat”
"Yukon" sounds like "you can," and there are "All Yukon Eat" jokes. "Alaskan Crab Legs (...) ALL YUKON EAT!!" was in an advertisement in the Daily Press…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more beer”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more rum”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more coffee”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more vodka”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more tequila”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more caffeine”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or…?”
"Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life" is a jocular saying about cookie dough that has been…
“Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos”
"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Cleaning the house with children in it is…
“Do you shake the gas pump handle when you’re done, or are you rich?”
"Do you shake the gas pump handle when you’re done, or are you rich?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Gas can be expensive, and many people try to get every…
“Cleaning the house with children in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreo cookies”
"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Cleaning the house with children in it is…