“Grab life by the beans”
"Grab life by the beans," "Let's grab today by the coffee beans" and similar coffee phrases have been printed on many images. "Grab life by the beans" was…
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Satan’s Seat
New York City has sometimes been called "Satan's Seat." "The late sensation in New York (where Satan's seat is) has roused us to a fresh conception of his terrific reign…
“Climate Change: Where the weather is always your fault and the only solution is more communism”
"Climate Change: Where the weather is always your fault and the only solution is more communism" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually with a picture of Swedish…
“There’s no better biodegradable spoon than a tortilla chip”
Many people use tortilla chips as spoons for salsa and hummus. These chip "spoons" are environmentally friendly. "chips are just biodegradable spoons for home made hummus" was…
“Marijuana is a gateway drug…to what? My refrigerator?”
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
“They say marijuana is a gateway drug. To what? The fridge?”
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
“What is the best way to tune a bagpipe?”/“With a pitchfork!”
Many people do not like the sound of bagpipes. "the best way to tune bagpipes is with a pitchfork" was posted on Twitter by HERCULES MUSIC on July 7, 2017. "What is the best way to…
“My favorite essential oil is bacon grease”
What are essential oils? "My favorite essential oil is bacon grease" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite essential oil is bacon grease" was…
“A tortilla chip is just a biodegradable spoon”
Many people use tortilla chips as spoons for salsa and hummus. These chip "spoons" are environmentally friendly. "chips are just biodegradable spoons for home made hummus" was…
“Strip malls aren’t as fun as they sound”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
“If you put peanut butter on a rice cake you can throw it farther”
Not everyone likes rice cakes. People often put something on it to improve the taste. "If you put peanut butter on a rice cake you can throw it farther" was posted on Twitter by Bart on…
“To the world, you may just be one crazy vegan. To the animals, you are their only hope”
"To the world, you may just be one crazy vegan. To the animals, you are their only hope" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "To the world, you may just be one…
“Don’t hurt people and don’t take their stuff”
"Don't hurt people and don't take their stuff" is a Libertarian saying that has been printed on many images. Barbara Howe, a Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina…
“Where there is risk, there must be choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“Real bacon has curves”
"Real bacon has curves" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. A related book title is Real Food Has Curves: How to get off processed food, lose weight, and love what you…
“An unemployed jester is nobody’s fool”
"An unemployed jester is nobody's fool" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. American actor, singer, dancer and comedian Danny Kaye (1911-1987) sang in the movie…
“Can zombies do yoga?”/“Of corpse knot!”
A zombie riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on October 19, 2021: Q: Can zombies do yoga?A: Of corpse knot! "Of corpse knot" is a pun on "of course not." Reddit --…
“Where there is a risk, there must be a choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“If there is a risk, there must be a choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“If there is risk, there must be choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…