“What’s a three-season bed?”/“One without a spring.”
A joke was printed in The Christian Science Monitor in September 1926 and widely reprinted in newspapers: "Out in the country where I spent my vacation they gave me one of those three-season…
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“Don’t meat your heroes” (vegetarian/vegan saying)
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
“Not trusting the government doesn’t make you a conspiracy theorist. It makes you a history buff”
"Not trusting the government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist. It makes you a history buff" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that history…
“Is a serial killer on Halloween called a trigger treater?”
"Trick-or-treater" is a term sometimes replaced with the similar sounding term "trigger treater." "is a serial killer on halloween called a trigger treater?" was…
“Never meat your heros” (vegetarian/vegan saying)
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
“I was robbed at the gas station today!” (high gas prices joke)
An "I was robbed at the gas station" joke about high gas prices was popular in 2012, and then again in 2021. "Me:I was robbed at the gas station police: did you see who did it?…
“Never meat your heroes” (vegetarian/vegan saying)
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
“November 1st: Happy National Eat Your Kids’ Halloween Candy While They Are In School Day”
October 31st (Halloween) is followed by November 1st. "November 1st Happy National Eat Your Kids Halloween Candy While They Are In School Day!!" (shone on an ecard by Someecards) was…
“Don’t meat your heros” (vegetarian/vegan saying)
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
“November 1st: National Eat Your Kids’ Halloween Candy While They Are at School Day”
October 31st (Halloween) is followed by November 1st. "November 1st Happy National Eat Your Kids Halloween Candy While They Are In School Day!!" (shone on an ecard by Someecards) was…
“Vaccinated people act like they died on the cross for our sins. Calm down Jabus Christ”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, and many people took the vaccines believing they were doing a public duty and protecting others. "Vaccinated people act like they died…
“Normal people pay taxes. Millionaires pay accountants. Billionaires pay politicians”
"Poor people pay taxes, rich people pay accountants, very rich people pay politicians" was posted on Twitter by "I am Ann" on April 29, 2019. There are many variations of this…
“People with ???????????????????? ???????????????? still have ocean eyes. It’s just Galveston water”
"People with 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 still have ocean eyes. It's just Galveston water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ocean eyes" usually…
“What do taxi drivers eat?”/“Cabbage.”
There is no "cab" in "cabbage," but there are jokes. "What do taxi drivers eat for dinner? Corned beef and cab-bage" was posted on Twitter by Top 6 Podcast on April…
“The era of pumpkin will fall & northern winds whisper ‘peppermint everything.’ Minter is coming”
"Brace yourselves... Soon the era of pumpkin (spice) will fall and the northern winds will whisper 'peppermint everything.' Minter is coming" is a seasonal saying that has been…
“What do Irish taxi drivers eat?”/“Corned beef and cab-bage.”
There is no "cab" in "cabbage," but there are jokes. "What do taxi drivers eat for dinner? Corned beef and cab-bage" was posted on Twitter by Top 6 Podcast on April…
“What do you call someone who is good at fishing?”/“A profishional.”
"Profishional" (professional + fish/fishing) is a term that is sometimes used. "Dozens of booths will be devoted to the latest fishing tackle. Manufacturers displayed include Blue…
Profishional (professional + fish/fishing)
"Profishional" (professional + fish/fishing) is a term that is sometimes used. "Dozens of booths will be devoted to the latest fishing tackle. Manufacturers displayed include Blue…
“Poor people pay tax. Rich people pay accountants. The super-rich pay politicians”
"Poor people pay taxes, rich people pay accountants, very rich people pay politicians" was posted on Twitter by "I am Ann" on April 29, 2019. There are many variations of this…
“What do you call a Karen on Halloween?”/“A trigger treater.”
"Trick-or-treater" is a term sometimes replaced with the similar sounding term "trigger treater." "is a serial killer on halloween called a trigger treater?" was…