William (“bill” at a fancy restaurant)
A joke has it that a fancy restaurant doesn't give you a "bill," it gives you a "william." "At the end of meals in formal restaurants remember to ask for the William.…
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“It’s a Bill of Rights, not a Bill of Needs”
"It's the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs" (or "It's a Bill of Rights, not a Bill of Needs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually…
“I will be mailing out W-2s on January 2nd for everyone who was in my business this year”
"Sending W-2s out to everyone who's been in my business all year" (or "I will be mailing out W-2s on January 2nd for everyone who was in my business this year") is a…
“It’s the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs”
"It's the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs" (or "It's a Bill of Rights, not a Bill of Needs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually…
“You know a restaurant is fancy when instead of bringing the bill, they bring the William”
A joke has it that a fancy restaurant doesn't give you a "bill," it gives you a "william." "At the end of meals in formal restaurants remember to ask for the William.…
“Why does anyone need an AR-15 rifle?”
Entry in progress -- BP “Don’t ask why I need an AR-15. Ask why an IRS agent needs one,” “It’s the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs” and “Nobody needs an AR15? Nobody needs a…
“If you can see through the illusion, you are part of the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“Snowbanks imply the existence of snow credit unions”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Ice water is just water with pulp”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…
“The Grinch never hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair”
"Just so we're clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. How the Grinch Stole…
“Home fries imply the existence of away fries”
"Home fries" is a popular breakfast dish of fried potatoes, cut in chunks or wedges and usually served with onions. You can get "home fries" at restaurants (outside the home),…
“Crushed ice is just pulp for water”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…
“A snowbank implies the existence of snowmoney”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Snow banks imply the existence of snow bank heists”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Top Ramen implies the existence of Bottom Ramen”
Nissin Foods produces Top Ramen noodles; there is no "Middle Ramen" or "Bottom Ramen," but there are jokes. “I’m so broke, I can only afford Bottom Ramen” is a related…
“If you can see through the illusion, then you are the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“Legality isn’t a guide to morality”
"Legality isn't a guide to morality" is a saying that is shown on a poipular image that also states: "THE HOLOCAUST WAS LEGAL -- HIDING JEWS WAS CRIMINALIZEDSLAVERY WAS LEGAL --…
“If you can see through the illusion, then you are part of the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“What do you call baby snowmen?”/“Chill-dren.”
"what do you call baby snowmen? chill-dren" was posted on Twitter by belley belle on January 8, 2014. "Chill-dren" is a pun on "chill" and "children."…
“I went to McDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries. They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead”
"Large fries" and "small fries" are the same size of french fries -- the "large" order just contains more of them. "mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the…