People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
"They call it fast food because it gets you to the grave faster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "fast food" is not healthy food. The…
"They call it fast food because it gets you to the grave faster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "fast food" is not healthy food. The…
"They call it fast food because it gets you to the grave faster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "fast food" is not healthy food. The…
"Apparently, 'What's up, inmates?' is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers in the morning" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Apparently, 'What's up, inmates?' is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers in the morning" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Apparently, 'What's up, inmates?' is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers in the morning" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Soup," as some have pointed out, can be broken into the two words "so up." "New AP style rules (...) soup is now spelled so-up" was posted on X/Twitter by David…
Most people want to go to the top of the class, but academically, not literally. Of course, there's a joke. "funnyoneliners: First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight…
"The ONLY people who stay well are those who stay well away from doctors" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The medical industry, it's often said, makes more money…
"America is cosplaying 1776 while walking straight into 1984" is a saying that has been printed on several images. “1984” refers to George Orwell’s novel, 1984, that depicts a big,…
"The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that your example (your actions) is more important that your…
Zohran Mamdani became New York City's first Muslim mayor when he took office in 2026. Conservative political commentator Mark Steyn wrote the article "Big Apple, Big Allah" on…
A 1909 citation by Harper's editor Edward Sandford Martin (1856-1939) is often given as the first citation of "the Big Apple" to mean New York City. It probably shouldn't be…
The moniker of "Land of the Big Red Apple" (for apple-growing regions) and the saying of "Big apples are top of the barrel/tree" were very popular in the 1900s and 1910s. Peter…
Extreme heat can feel like a brutal slap in the face -- "like I owed it money," as many people have said. "when i step outside the heat slapped me in the face like i stole…
On July 1, 2026, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City and displayed a banner that read, "When the power of love beats the love of…
On July 1, 2026, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City and displayed a banner that read, "When the power of love beats the love of…
Restaurants often put some items, such as seafood, as "market price" (abbreviated "MKT"). That menu item is usually very expensive. "You know a restaurant expensive when a…
Restaurants often put some items, such as seafood, as "market price" (abbreviated "MKT"). That menu item is usually very expensive. "You know a restaurant expensive when a…