“Sick of my car asking for gas. Go get a job”
"Sick of my car asking for gas. Go get a job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that this ("Go get a job!") is what a parent might say to a…
Archive for 05/2026
“I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one”
Are two diets better than one? "I went on a diet once. Wasn't getting enough to eat so I went on two diets" was posted on the newsgroup rec.skydiving on January 13, 1998. "I had…
“What generation does Forrest Gump’s son belong to?”/“Gen A.”
Generative artificial intelligence (GenAI) is artificial intelligence (AI) that uses generative models to generate text. GenAI is usually pronounced like "jen-ay-eye." In the movie…
“Pronouncing Gen AI like Forrest Gump says Jenny”
Generative artificial intelligence (GenAI) is artificial intelligence (AI) that uses generative models to generate text. GenAI is usually pronounced like "jen-ay-eye." In the movie…
“Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day”
Many people don’t throw away leftover food. They put the leftovers in Tupperware containers and store them in the refrigerator for a month—and then throw the food out. "Tupperware. For…
“Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Just a quick reminder that YOU are a data center. Please drink some water”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get flowers”
"Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes" is a jocular saying about the benefits of gardening that has been printed on many images. "Gardening is cheaper than…
“Gardening is cheaper than therapy”
"Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes" is a jocular saying about the benefits of gardening that has been printed on many images. "Gardening is cheaper than…
“Sorry, I have plants this weekend”
"Sorry, I have plants this weekend" is a gardening joke version of "Sorry, I have plans this weekend" that has been printed on many images. “Sorry I have plants this…
“A garden is a reminder that dirt under your nails counts as self-care”
Gardening usually requires getting one's hands dirty -- and that can be a good thing. "A garden is a reminder that dirt under your nails counts as self-care" was posted on Facebook…
“Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes”
"Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes" is a jocular saying about the benefits of gardening that has been printed on many images. "Gardening is cheaper than…
“The sign on the door said ‘Press.’ I did. The door opened. The room was filled with journalists”
"Press" can mean to apply pressure, and press can also mean the journalist media. There are jokes on this double meaning. "The sign on the door read 'Press.' I did. The…
“The sign on the door read ‘Press.’ I did. The door opened. The room was filled with journalists”
"Press" can mean to apply pressure, and press can also mean the journalist media. There are jokes on this double meaning. "The sign on the door read 'Press.' I did. The…
“I bought my wife a lamp in the shape of a Pepsi bottle. She was soda lighted”
"So delighted" is sometimes joked as "soda-lighted." "I found out how to make a #lamp out of old #Pepsi #cans I'm #soda #lighted #LetsGetWordy" was posted on…
“Let’s put the show on the road” (idiom)
"Let's get the/this show on the road" or "Let's put the/this show on the road" means "let's get started" or "let's get going." Theatrical…
“Let’s get this show on the road” (idiom)
"Let's get the/this show on the road" or "Let's put the/this show on the road" means "let's get started" or "let's get going." Theatrical…
“I bought my wife a lamp in the shape of a Coke bottle. She was soda lighted”
"So delighted" is sometimes joked as "soda-lighted." "I found out how to make a #lamp out of old #Pepsi #cans I'm #soda #lighted #LetsGetWordy" was posted on…
“I never see a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always one man all alone”
Many people do not like Tesla Cybertrucks, and make fun of the drivers and owners. "I never see a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always one man all alone" was posted on…