“Pythagoras walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Pythagorean theorem version is: "Pythagoras walks into a bar and says, 'Which…
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“A geometry student walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Pythagorean theorem version is: "Pythagoras walks into a bar and says, 'Which…
“A horse walks into a bar and says, ‘On a right-angled triangle with side X, Y, and Z…’” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Pythagorean theorem version is: "Pythagoras walks into a bar and says, 'Which…
“Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? Sincerely, Hans”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like, ‘Here’s this hot ass plate with the cold ass food you wanted’”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like: here’s your steaming hot plate of cold food”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Threads is a place to confess our unsaid feelings”
Is social media a place to confess unsaid feelings? "twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐊𝚎𝚟𝚜 ➐ on May 9, 2020, and this received…
“Twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings”
Is social media a place to confess unsaid feelings? "twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐊𝚎𝚟𝚜 ➐ on May 9, 2020, and this received…
“Twitter is a platform to confess our unsaid feelings”
Is social media a place to confess unsaid feelings? "twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐊𝚎𝚟𝚜 ➐ on May 9, 2020, and this received…
“X is a place to confess our unsaid feelings”
Is social media a place to confess unsaid feelings? "twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐊𝚎𝚟𝚜 ➐ on May 9, 2020, and this received…
“Facebook is a place to confess our unsaid feelings”
Is social media a place to confess unsaid feelings? "twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐊𝚎𝚟𝚜 ➐ on May 9, 2020, and this received…
“Tumblr is a place to confess our unsaid feelings”
Is social media a place to confess unsaid feelings? "twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐊𝚎𝚟𝚜 ➐ on May 9, 2020, and this received…
“If you eat ice cream out of a coffee cup, it has no calories”
Ice cream is ususally eaten out of a bowl, but is sometimes eaten out of a coffee cup/mug. The advantages are that the coffee cup/mug has a handle, and melted ice cream can be consumed like a…
“Overheard on the train this morning: ‘I think that guy’s listening to our conversation’”
Conversations in restaurants, on public transportation and in other places may not be private. "Overheard today in restaurant: 'Can you stop listening to our conversation?'" was…
“Overheard today in restaurant: ‘Can you stop listening to our conversation?’”
Conversations in restaurants, on public transportation and in other places may not be private. "Overheard today in restaurant: 'Can you stop listening to our conversation?'" was…
“Overheard on the bus: ‘Hey, stop listening to our conversation!’”
Conversations in restaurants, on public transportation and in other places may not be private. "Overheard today in restaurant: 'Can you stop listening to our conversation?'" was…
“There’s nothing a Costco hotdog can’t fix”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). It is comfort food to many people. "nothing a costco hot dog can’t fix"…
“There’s nothing a Costco hot dog can’t fix”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). It is comfort food to many people. "nothing a costco hot dog can’t fix"…
“It could sound like a whole shootout in the microwave and the food still ends up cold”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter austin @convictedloner it be a whole shootout in the microwave and the food still come out cold 5:10 PM · May 1, 2020 X/Twitter BlizzyFMuzikk @BlackDaBlizzad It…
“The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad”
DoorDash food delivery can be convenient, but expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Bob Phillips on September 15, 2024, and it received over 25,000 likes: "The miracle of DoorDash is that…