“I be ripping the drawls off them Reese’s cups”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
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“I be ripping the drawls off them blueberry muffins”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
“I be ripping the drawls off them banana nut muffins”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
“I be ripping the drawls off them chocolate muffins”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
“Weekends as an adult are neat because you can either do all your errands or you can do the things you enjoy, but either way it’s the wrong choice”
Each weekend, there is the dilemma -- to do chores, or to have fun? This was posted on X/Twitter by stoned cold fox on April 16, 2025 (the tweet is no longer available), and it received over 11,000…
“Life is short. Eat pizza”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
“Life is short. Eat the pizza”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
“Life is short. Eat more pizza”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
“Life is short. Eat better pizza”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
“Life is uncertain. Eat pizza first”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
“Send a risky text. Eat some pizza. Go on vacation. Life is short”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
“Send a risky text. Eat some pizza. Life is short”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
“I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself”
"I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Putting a itted sheet on a bed can be a challenge.…
“I assume I burn at least 1,000 calories every time I put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself”
"I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Putting a itted sheet on a bed can be a challenge.…
“Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead”
"I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Putting a itted sheet on a bed can be a challenge.…
“Social Media: Where you can post a blueberry muffin and somehow end up in a fight”
On social media, people can take offense where none was intended. "The Internet is fun because you can post about blueberry muffins and somehow end up in a fight" was posted on Facebook…
“The Internet is fun because you can post about blueberry muffins and somehow end up in a fight”
On social media, people can take offense where none was intended. "The Internet is fun because you can post about blueberry muffins and somehow end up in a fight" was posted on Facebook…
“Life is short. Eat as much pizza as possible”
"Life is short/uncertain. Eat dessert first" is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. Several variations exist, taking out "dessert" and inserting "pizza"…
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