“Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead”
“I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Putting a itted sheet on a bed can be a challenge.
“I burn approximately 4928 calories when trying to put the fitted sheet on my bed” was posted on X/Twitter by Bailey Bogaard on March 24, 2013. “I burn like 2000 calories every time I try to put a new fitted bed sheet on” was posted on X/Twitter by Janna Jae on October 28, 2013. “I BURN ABOUT 2000 CALORIES EVERY TIME I PUT ON FITTED SHEETS BY MYSELF” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Don Karabelnikoff on March 23, 2016. “I assume I burn at least 1,000 calories every time I put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself” was posted on X/Twitter by Awestruck on December 25, 2016.
“Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead” is another saying that has been printed on any images. “I may have skipped the gym today but I did put a fitted king size sheet on by myself so 💪🏼” was posted on X/Twitter by sam on December 30, 2018. “Skipped the gym today. Put a fitted sheet on my bed instead” was posted on X/Twitter by Megs on July 7, 2020. “Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead” (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Maid to Shine Denver on February 17, 2021.
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Bailey Bogaard
@bailey_bogaard
I burn approximately 4928 calories when trying to put the fitted sheet on my bed.
11:17 PM · Mar 24, 2013
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Janna Jae
@jannajae
I burn like 2000 calories every time I try to put a new fitted bed sheet on.
1:09 PM · Oct 28, 2013
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Random Roe
@rob_mckiver
I burn like 2000 calories every time I try to put that fitted sheet on the bed by myself #whomadetheseshaats #sertalied #nogymneeded #HDF
11:48 AM · Jun 4, 2014
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M E L ☾
@Melxo_
I burn like 1000 calories putting my fitted sheet on my bed by myself
7:11 PM · Mar 13, 2015
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airwrecka
@_yourstrulyx0x0
I Burn About 2000 Calories When I Try Putting Fitted Sheets On By Myself.
1:44 PM · Aug 7, 2015
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Don Karabelnikoff
March 23, 2016 at 4:20 AM ·
I burn about 2,000 calories putting fitted sheets on by myself, then I take a long nap and then I’m done for the day.
(“I BURN ABOUT 2000 CALORIES EVERY TIME I PUT ON FITTED SHEETS BY MYSELF” is shown on an image.—ed.)
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Lesly Gastelum
@LeslyGastelum7
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself 😅
2:01 PM · Apr 23, 2016
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Awestruck
@Awestruck
I assume I burn at least 1,000 calories every time I put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself.
11:55 AM · Dec 25, 2016
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Aubrey Pipes
@aubsss_4
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
11:21 PM · Jan 3, 2017
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Shawn Murphy☮️
@MsMurfie
I burn about 2,000 calories every time I put fitted sheets on the bed by myself.
4:07 PM · Jan 13, 2017
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Deb Rhodes Peifer Realty
@CKHomes4Sale
Am I the only one Lol! #thursdaythoughts
(“I BURN ABOUT 2000 CALORIES EVERY TIME I PUT ON FITTED SHEETS BY MYSELF” is shown on an image.—ed.)
8:30 AM · Feb 23, 2017
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sam
@notsamtuttttt
I may have skipped the gym today but I did put a fitted king size sheet on by myself so 💪🏼
10:42 PM · Dec 30, 2018
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Natty Ville Oldacre
April 7, 2019 at 4:05 PM ·
I assume I burn at least 1,000 calories every time I put fitted sheets on my bed
😫😫😫😫
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Happy Living
January 4, 2020 at 9:10 AM ·
(“I assume I burn at least 1,000 calories every time I put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself” is shown on an image.—ed.)
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Megs
@DisMegs
Skipped the gym today. Put a fitted sheet on my bed instead.
1:18 PM · Jul 7, 2020
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Gary Spivey
July 9, 2020 at 9:55 PM ·
Skipped the Gym today and put on a fitted sheet!
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Scott A. Goodman
July 11, 2020 at 1:58 PM ·
Current status: Skipped the gym today and put a fitted sheet on the bed instead.
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KikiBeThicc🥓
@KikiBeThicc
Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead.
4:19 PM · Aug 28, 2020
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Tyler V Layne
@tylervlayne
Happy Friday
I’m guessing I burn about 1,000 calories every #Time I put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself.
Photo cred @Notsalmon
#fridaymorning #FridayFeeling #FridayMotivation #HappyFriday #morning #GoodMorningTwitterWorld #GoodMorningEveryone #relatable #relatabletweets
7:36 AM · Jan 8, 2021
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Maid to Shine Denver
@MaidToShineDen
Skipped the gym today. Put on a fitted sheet instead 💪
(“Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead” is shown on an image.—ed.)
1:08 PM · Feb 17, 2021
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𝕃𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣
@IamNatashaCall
I BURN ABOUT 2000
CALORIES EVERY TIME I PUT ON FITTED SHEETS
BY MYSELF.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
3:26 PM · Dec 19, 2022
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Clark 💯% DGAF ®
@clark_gasm
Skipped the gym today and just put on a fitted sheet.
7:42 PM · Dec 31, 2022 from Boerne, TX·
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Bed Comforter Shop
@pandacomforter
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on a fitted sheet by myself. 😀
#bedroomdesign #tufted #morning #kidsbedding #happy #duvet #duvetcover #bedding #beddingimport #beddingestrand #blanket
11:33 AM · Feb 25, 2023
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David Oehler
@davidjoehler
I assume I burn at least 1,000 calories every time I put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself.
9:23 AM · May 12, 2023
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@__bee_kay__
Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead
12:48 PM · Apr 15, 2023
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Karen Grose 🇨🇦
@kgrose2
Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead
8:49 PM · Apr 16, 2024
Bluesky
Shoshana
@musicshosh.bsky.social
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11:09 PM · Dec 8, 2024
Bluesky
ffundaddy.bsky.social
@ffundaddy.bsky.social
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on a fitted sheet by myself
2:59 PM · Sep 2, 2025
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead
5:55 PM · Sep 28, 2025