“There’s one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
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“One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“My body is a machine that turns beers into regrettable drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“If she doesn’t text you when she’s drunk, you ain’t the one”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
“If she don’t text you when she’s drunk, you ain’t the one”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
The Big Apple (Arcadia, MI restaurant, 1937-2020)
The Big Apple restaurant on 17080 Northwood Highway in Arcadia, Michigan,, was opened in 1937. The name was surely taken from the “Big Apple” dance, a national craze in 1937. The Big Apple…
“It’s been six years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else”
Many people go on a job interview, and then never hear anything back. "It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else" is a joke that has…
“Don’t let your food get cold watching someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your food get cold worrying about what’s on my plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your food get cold worrying about what’s on someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“The purpose of academia is to open up new Chrome tabs until you die”
People who do computer research tend to open very many browser tabs. This was posted on X/Twitter by Neil Renic on November 30, 2025, and it received over 55,000 likes: "The purpose of…
“Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor”
A police stop of someone's car can be very intimidating, causing anxiety. However, the stop might simply be to tell the driver that a headlight or a taillight is out. "police cars should…
“Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready”
"Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Weekends often seem to go by too fast. The saying usually reflects a…
“The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say ‘let me put the kettle on’ and stuff like that”
Why drink tea? This was posted on X/Twitter by lev on December 7, 2025, and it had over 18,000 likes: "one of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say 'let me put the kettle…
“Ran out of creamer and drank my coffee black just like my ancestors used to do”
Having a coffee black (without creamer) seems to many people like the old days of one's ancestors. Drinking black coffee is rough, almost like the pioneers living on the prairies. "Ugh.…
“If she drinks and you never get drunk texts, you ain’t the one”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
“If she drinks and you never get drunk texts, I got some bad news for you bro”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
“My body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“6 pm in summer is beautiful, 6 pm in winter is a torture tactic”
In summer it gets dark later, and in winter it gets dark earlier. This was posted on X/Twitter by Pastor Kyle on December 9, 2025, and it received over 26,000 likes: "6 pm in summer is…