“Why did Gary Larson cross the road?”/“To get to The Far Side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cartoonist Gary Larson version is: Q: Why did Gary Larson cross the…
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“Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar…”
A popular quotation has been credited to American celebrity chef, author, and travel documentarian. Anthony Bourdain (1956-2018): "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“BeCAWse.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: BeCAWse. A:…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“BeCAWs.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: BeCAWse. A:…
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“The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym”
"The hour we lose/lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym" is a jocular saying about Daylight Saving TIme that has been printed on many images. "The hour…
“You should go move the clocks…” (Daylight Saving Time joke)
A Daylight Savings Time joke was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle Duke on March 14, 2021: wife: you should go move the clocks me: okay [three hours later] wife: where the hell are all the clocks?…
“Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight”
Many holidays are highly commercialized -- from Valentine's Day to Halloween to Christmas. What about Daylight Saving Time? "'Daylight Savings' is just a holiday made up by the…
“Daylight Savings is a fake holiday invented by Big Daylight to sell more daylight”
Many holidays are highly commercialized -- from Valentine's Day to Halloween to Christmas. What about Daylight Saving Time? "'Daylight Savings' is just a holiday made up by the…
Manhattan Cocktail “212” area code explanation
It is sometimes said that an easy way to remember the Manhattan cocktail is to recall the telephone area code "212" for its ingredients -- 2 oz. (rye) whiskey, 1 oz. sweet vermouth, 2…
“I’m still writing one hour earlier on all my checks” (Daylight Saving Time joke)
During the first week of January, many people mistakenly write the old year on their checks. The joke has also been told about Daylight Saving Time. "Still writing 'one hour later'…
“I’m still writing one hour later on all my checks” (Daylight Saving Time joke)
During the first week of January, many people mistakenly write the old year on their checks. The joke has also been told about Daylight Saving Time. "Still writing 'one hour later'…
“I’m still writing one hour ago on all my checks” (Daylight Saving Time joke)
During the first week of January, many people mistakenly write the old year on their checks. The joke has also been told about Daylight Saving Time. "Still writing 'one hour later'…
“Why did the narcissist cross the road?”/“It thought it was a boundary.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A narcissist version is: Q: Why did the narcissist cross the road? A:…
“How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? One of the many questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse”
A lightbulb joke was posted on Facebook by Eddie Dávila (and others) on April 2, 2015: "'How many people does it take to change a light bulb?' ...is just one of the questions I…
“The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym”
"The hour we lose/lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym" is a jocular saying about Daylight Saving TIme that has been printed on many images. "The hour…
“I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake”
"I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake" was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on March 24, 2024, and this received over 99,000…