“What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?”/“Count Spatula.”
A Count Dracula joke has him as "Count Spatula." "What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes? Count Spatula" was posted on Facebook by Sandra Crawford Wilson on April…
Archive for 05/2024
“Y’all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it”
"Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it" (or "Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut…
“Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut it”
"Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it" (or "Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut…
“I miss the 90s when bread was still good for you and nobody knew what kale was”
"I miss the 90s when bread was still good for you and nobody knew what kale was" is a saying that has been printd on many images. Many people like bread and hate kale. Authorship of the…
“I’m so old I remember when global warming was called Summer”
Many people do not believe in "climate change" or "global warming." "When i was young global warming was called summer time" was posted on X/Twitter by joseph cotton…
“I’m at the age where not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home”
"I'm at the age that/where not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm at the age where not…
“Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding”
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from German-born theoretical physicist Albert…
Worst Hell Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some WHO critics give it the nickname "Worst Hell Organization." The…
“‘For the greater good’ almost always means ‘this will be bad for you’”
Governments often ask citizens to make individual sacrifices "for the greater good." American libertarian political activist, entrepreneur, and podcaster Spike Cohen wrote on X/Twitter on…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling alcohol, I want no part of it”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling beer, I want no part of it”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling wine, I’m not interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“If at first you don’t succeed, reward failure by throwing more money at it.—The Government”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace “try, try again.” "If at first you…
“On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx made his most important contribution to mankind… He died”
"On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx made his most important contribution to mankind... He died" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx…
“You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid, Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper”
Cheerios cereal now comes in many flavors. This was posted on X/Twitter by RunwayDan on June 1, 2014, and has been printed on many images: "You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors.…
“Kids these days are spoiled. When I was growing up, Cheerios only had one flavor, and that flavor was paper”
Cheerios cereal now comes in many flavors. This was posted on X/Twitter by RunwayDan on June 1, 2014, and has been printed on many images: "You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors.…
“You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When we were kids Cheerios had one flavor and that flavor was paper”
Cheerios cereal now comes in many flavors. This was posted on X/Twitter by RunwayDan on June 1, 2014, and has been printed on many images: "You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors.…
“‘Nobody wants to work anymore’ personally I have never wanted to work”
"Nobody wants to work anymore" is a popular complaint, especially by employers. This was posted on X/Twitter by jon drake on April 6, 2022, and received over 568,000 likes:…
“Aging Tips, #37: If you have to make an ‘augh’ sound doing it, it counts as exercise”
Many old people make sounds as they exercise. This was posted on Facebook by "im not right in the head.com" on May 23, 2024: "Aging Tips, #37: If you have to make an 'augh'…