“Why do mornings have to be so early?”
"Why do mornings have to be so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Why do mornings have to be so early in the morning?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“Why do mornings have to begin so early?”
"Why do mornings have to begin so early?" (or "Why do mornings begin so early?") is a jocular saying. "Why do mornings begin so early?" was posted on X/Twitter by Lisa…
“Why do mornings start so early?”
"Why do mornings start so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Why do mornings have to start so early?" is another form of the saying. "Why…
“Why do mornings have to start so early?”
"Why do mornings start so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Why do mornings have to start so early?" is another form of the saying. "Why…
“Why do mornings begin so early?”
"Why do mornings have to begin so early?" (or "Why do mornings begin so early?") is a jocular saying. "Why do mornings begin so early?" was posted on X/Twitter by Lisa…
“Do you serve crackers?”/“We serve everybody.”
The word "cracker" has several meanings. "Do you serve crackers?"/"We serve everybody" is a popular joke. In the American sketch comedy television series In Living…
“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?”/“Honey, we serve errybody.”
The word "cracker" has several meanings. "Do you serve crackers?"/"We serve everybody" is a popular joke. In the American sketch comedy television series In Living…
“Sun Chips imply the existence of Moon Chips”
There are Sun Chips, but no Moon Chips. "Note to self: Sun Chips big hit. Action item: invent Moon Chips" was posted on X/Twitter by Jason K on May 11, 2009. "If you open a bag of…
“Say what you will about the south, but no one retires and moves up north”
"Say what you will about the south, but no one retires and moves up north" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "say why you want about the south... but no one retires…
Unitard (uniparty + retard)
"Unitard" is a portmanteau of the words "uniparty" and "retard." The word "unitard" also sometimes means "uniparty"/"uniform" and…
Unitard (uniparty/uniform + leotard)
"Unitard" is a portmanteau of the words "uniparty" and "retard." The word "unitard" also sometimes means "uniparty"/"uniform" and…
“Happiness is when you realize that you have an unopened bottle of wine at home”
"Happiness is when you realize that you have an unopened bottle of wine at home" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is when you realize that you have…
“I don’t rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee”
"I don't rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday”
"Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people like…
“If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?”
"If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?" is a question that has been printed on many images. The joke…
“New rule: If I order my food standing up, I am not tipping”
"New rule: If I order my food standing up, I am not tipping" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, there is no waiter or waitress bringing food to the table.…