“Tea or coffee?” / “Tea.” / “Wrong, it’s coffee.”
A joke has a flight attendant holding a pot, serving passengers and asking "Coffee of tea?" Flight attendant: "Coffee or tea?" Passenger: "Coffee." Flight attendant:…
Archive for 05/2024
“I do enjoy playing ‘telekinetic snooker.’ However, you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it”
The game of snooker has frames, and there are "right frame of mind" jokes. "I love playing 'telekinetic snooker'. But you've got to be in the right frame of mind for…
“What do you call a cynical cow?”/“Sour cream.”
A sour cream riddle is: Q: What do you call a cynical cow? A: Sour cream. "Q: What do you call a cynical cow? A: Sour cream. #internationaljokeday" was posted on X/Twitter by Moe's…
“Soft taco, warm taco, little ball of meat. Happy taco, sleepy taco, eat, eat, eat”
"Soft taco, warm taco, little ball of meat. Happy taco, sleepy taco, eat, eat, eat" is a taco poem that has been printed on many images. "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.…
“The Founding Fathers weren’t concerned about specific types of guns…”
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
“The Founding Fathers weren’t concerned about a certain type of weapon…”
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
“Our Founding Fathers weren’t concerned with specific types of firearms…”
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
“The Founding Fathers weren’t concerned with specific types of weapons…”
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
“When the CIA joined Twitter, their first tweet said, ‘We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet’”
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) joined Twitter in 2014. "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet" was posted on X/Twitter by CIA on June 6, 2014. "When the…
“We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet” (CIA on Twitter, June 6, 2014)
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) joined Twitter in 2014. "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet" was posted on X/Twitter by CIA on June 6, 2014. "When the…
“When you didn’t buy any snacks at the supermarket because you told yourself you need to stop snacking…”
"When you didn't buy any snacks at the store/supermarket because you told yourself you need to stop snacking but now you feel snackish" (shown with a distressed individual) is a…
“May the 4th be with you” (Star Wars Day, May 4th)
The first Star Wars film (subtitled Episode IV: A New Hope in 1981) premiered on May 25, 1977. "May the Force be with you!" was a popular line in the film; "The Force" s a…
“My friend was in a quiz and phoned me, ‘What’s the second largest state in the USA?’”
"Texas" should not be confused with "text us," but there are jokes. This was posted by Jokerswild on X/Twitter on June 24, 2019: My mate phoned me and said "I'm in a…
“May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo”
May 4th is Star Wars Day ("May the Fourth be with you") and May 5th is Cinco de Mayo. "May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo" is a joke. "May the 5th be…
“May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be with tacos”
May 4th is Star Wars Day ("May the Fourth be with you") and May 5th is Cinco de Mayo. "May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be with tacos" is a joke. "Sure, May the 4th be…
“Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves”
A "paper jam" is not a food, but there are jokes. "Paper Jam is the most flavorless of all condiments" was posted on X/Twitter by The Drawn on June 16, 2011. "paper jam is…
“A paper jam is the least appetizing of all the preserves”
A "paper jam" is not a food, but there are jokes. "Paper Jam is the most flavorless of all condiments" was posted on X/Twitter by The Drawn on June 16, 2011. "paper jam is…
“I think I’m pretty smart until I’m asked to tap to pay for something- here? where? here? do it again? did that work?”
"Tap to Pay" might be a simple system to some, but it confuses others. This was posted on X/Twitter by Mommy Needs A Life on March 5, 2024: "I think I’m pretty smart until I’m…
“Can’t even rob Peter to pay Paul anymore… Peter ain’t got it either”
"Can't even rob Peter to pay Paul anymore... Peter ain't got it either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To rob Peter to pay Paul" is an old saying…
“Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?”/“Ewoked every batter.”
"Ewok" is a fictional species in the Star Wars universe, and the name sounds like "he walk." A baseball riddle is: Q: Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the…