“I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle”
Many people jog/run with their dogs. "I can't run fast enough to take my dog jogging, so I got a pet turtle" was posted on Facebook by Mark Renfroe on December 15, 2017.…
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“Sometimes I just want to grab my 7 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“What was the hackers’ rehabilitation meeting called?”/“Anonymous Anonymous.”
There are many "Anonymous" help groups, like Alcoholics Anonymous. What would a hackers group be called? "What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now”
Some people believe that they can save a lot of money if they bring lunch to work and don't buy coffee. This was posted on X/Twitter by andy on April 6, 2022, and received over 287,000 likes:…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?”
"Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?" (or "Why does inclusiveness include everything except conservative views?") is a saying that has been printed…
“Why does inclusiveness include everything except conservative views?”
"Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?" (or "Why does inclusiveness include everything except conservative views?") is a saying that has been printed…
“Sometimes I just want to take my three dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“A voting booth is just a gloryhole that you’re on the wrong end of”
Many people don't think much of voting and elections. "a voting booth is just a gloryhole you're on the wrong end of" was posted on Facebook by Zach Anderson on November 3,…
“I went to a meeting of recovering hackers. It was called Anonymous Anonymous”
There are many "Anonymous" help groups, like Alcoholics Anonymous. What would a hackers group be called? "What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it coffee because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a cookie because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a chocolate because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a Red Bull because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it beer because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it iced coffee because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of the neighbor’s house that no one likes”
"Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of the neighbor's house that no one likes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing brings…