Beergasm (beer + orgasm)
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
Archive for 04/2024
“Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“Honk if you think I’m sexy” (bumper sticker)
"Honk if you think I'm sexy" bumper stickers have been cited in print since at least 1997. "I have a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you think I'm sexy.' Then…
“Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“I have a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk if you think I’m sexy’...” (joke)
"Honk if you think I'm sexy" bumper stickers have been cited in print since at least 1997. "I have a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you think I'm sexy.' Then…
Port-au-Prince of America
On March 13, 2024, New York City Mayor Eric Adams posted on X/Twitter: "We call New York City the Port-Au-Prince of America. We feel the pain our Haitian neighbors feel as the situation grows…
“A Coke from a bottle, a can and McDonald’s are 3 different drinks”
"Coke from a can and Coke from a bottle are two different drinks" and "A Coke from a bottle, a can and McDonald’s are 3 different drinks" are soft drink sayings that have been…
“Coke from a can and Coke from a bottle are two different drinks”
"Coke from a can and Coke from a bottle are two different drinks" and "A Coke from a bottle, a can and McDonald’s are 3 different drinks" are soft drink sayings that have been…
“Coke from a bottle and Coke from a can are two different drinks”
"Coke from a can and Coke from a bottle are two different drinks" and "A Coke from a bottle, a can and McDonald’s are 3 different drinks" are soft drink sayings that have been…
“When Chuck Norris eats at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him”
"When [X] eats at a restaurant, the waiter/waitress tips him" is a joke said about several powerful people, including American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and Dos Equis beer…
“Pleaseburger, cheese” (restaurant order, a spoonerism for “Cheeseburger, please”)
At a fast food restaurant's drive thru, a person might want to say "Cheeseburger, please," but it might come out as "Pleaseburger, cheese" (or "Please burger,…
“Please burger, cheese” (restaurant order, a spoonerism for “Cheese burger, please”)
At a fast food restaurant's drive thru, a person might want to say "Cheeseburger, please," but it might come out as "Pleaseburger, cheese" (or "Please burger,…
“Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun is not a tomato”
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
“Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun is a tomato”
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
Wrecking Everyone’s Future (World Economic Forum or WEF nickname)
The World Economic Forum (WEF) is based in Switzerland and founded in 1971 by Klaus Schwab. The WEF played a major role in the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic with its promotion of the "Great…
“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the police”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the cops”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
“White chocolate is not chocolate. It is a white lie!”
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. "Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not…
“White chocolate is not chocolate”
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. "Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not…
“If you cannot see the irony in having a gun ban enforced by men with guns…”
"If you cannot see the irony in having a gun ban enforced by men with guns, then you fail to understand why the Second Amendment was written in the first place" is a pro-gun saying that…