“If you are a gardener, you can always put ‘Plant Manager’ on your resume”
"If you are a gardener, you can always put/write 'Plant Manager' on your resume" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If you're a gardener, you…
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“Gardening: Just another day at the plant”
"Gardening is just another day at the plant" (or "Gardening: Just another day at the plant") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Gardening is not…
“With guns in the hands of the public, there may be tragedies, but without them, there will be genocides”
"With guns in the hands of the public, (sure) there may/will be tragedies, but without them, there will be genocides" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. This is…
“With guns in the hands of the public, sure there will be tragedies, but without them there will be genocides”
"With guns in the hands of the public, (sure) there may/will be tragedies, but without them, there will be genocides" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. This is…
“My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
Controligarchy (control + oligarchy)
"Controligarch" (control + oligarch) and "controligarchy" (control + oligarchy) are portmanteau words that was popularized in the book Controligarchs: Exposing the billionaire…
“People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don’t be right all the way mentally”
"People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don't be right all the way mentally" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mfs who let the seat belt noise…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“Mfs who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride be halfway retarded”
"People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don't be right all the way mentally" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mfs who let the seat belt noise…
“*gently puts my mental health in rice*”
"*gently puts my mental health in rice*" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A phone that fell into the toilet can possibly be revived after being put in uncooked rice, but…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check my email, Etsy, Instagram, Facebook…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“‘Your password is weak’ well so is my memory so plz let me keep it”
"'Your password is weak' well so is my memory so plz let me keep it" is a computer joke that has been printed on many images. There are several slight variations.…
“Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky people who have yet to meet us” (toast)
"Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards who get to meet us" is a toast that has been printed on many images. There are a few slight variations.…
“Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky ones who get to meet us” (toast)
"Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards who get to meet us" is a toast that has been printed on many images. There are a few slight variations.…
“Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards who get to meet us” (toast)
"Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards who get to meet us" is a toast that has been printed on many images. There are a few slight variations.…
“If cops can execute you because they ‘saw a gun,’ you do not have the right to bear arms”
"If cops can execute you because they 'saw a gun,' you do not have the right to bear arms" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If a cop can execute you…
“Government may be the only thing that can fail miserably and then get bigger as a result”
A statement about the inefficiency of government was posted on X/Twitter by American businessman, attorney, lobbyist, and politician. Andrew Yang on March 26, 2020: "Government may be the only…
“If a hot girl texts you about crypto, block him”
"If a hot girl DMs/messages/texts you about crypto, block him" is a jocular saying. That is, it's a scam--and the person sending the message is not a hot girl, but a man. "If a…
“When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. I will not be reading any replies to this tweet”
Artichokes have nothing to do with choking, but there are jokes. "When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked" was posted on X/Twitter by ZΔCKΔRI XΔVIER on July 5, 2018. "When…