"Imagine life without wine... Now slap yourself and never do it/that again!" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Imagine life without wine🍷...now slap yourself…
"Imagine life without beer... Now slap yourself and never do it again" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Imagine your life without beer... Now slap yourself and…
"'Trust the science' has never been anything other than a marketing term that means shut up and obey" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "trust the…
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
"'Trust the Science' is (now) a euphemism for 'Trust the System'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying started during the COVID-19(coronavirus)…
There are many timely jokes about time travel. "Very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club. We go back years" was posted on Facebook by punsandoneliners.com on…
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
Many people are not happy with how flour is packaged. "Why haven't the geniuses at Pillsbury come up with a better, less messy way to package flour? A paper bag is seriously the best you…
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
"To keep your beer glass or mug from sticking to your bar napkin, sprinkle a little salt on the napkin before you set your glass down" was posted on X/Twitter by Happyhourguys on March…
Are there any dance shows similar to Riverdance? "I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'. It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a…
Many people get special glasses to view an eclipse. But then, what happens to the glasses? "For sale: Eclipse glasses. Only used once" was posted on Facebook by Victor Montoya on May 20,…
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
"I love having a job, I just hate going" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. "I love having a job, I just hate working" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…