“The cold air hurts my face”
"The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?" -- usually meaning that the winter air is very cold, possibly causing frostbite -- is a saying that has been printed…
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“The hot air hurts my face”
"The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?" -- usually meaning that the winter air is very cold, possibly causing frostbite -- is a saying that has been printed…
“Why do I live in a place where the air hurts my face?”
"The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?" -- usually meaning that the winter air is very cold, possibly causing frostbite -- is a saying that has been printed…
“The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?”
"The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?" -- usually meaning that the winter air is very cold, possibly causing frostbite -- is a saying that has been printed…
“Winter is stupid”
"Winter is stupid" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like the winter season. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Winter is stupid. Is it…
“Is there an afterlife? Touch my car and find out”
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…
“Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out” (bumper sticker)
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…
“Went outside today. It was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend”
"Went outside today. It was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend" (or "I went outside today, it was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend…
“I went outside today, it was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend it”
"Went outside today. It was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend" (or "I went outside today, it was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend…
“I don’t wish people a ‘Good morning.’ I just say ‘Morning’ and what kind they actually have, is totally up to them…”
"I don't wish people 'Good morning.' I just say 'Morning,' then it's up to them. I'm not taking responsibility for that shit" (or "I don't…
“I don’t wish people ‘Good morning.’ I just say ‘Morning,’ then it’s up to them…”
"I don't wish people 'Good morning.' I just say 'Morning,' then it's up to them. I'm not taking responsibility for that shit" (or "I don't…
“Winter Storm Warning! Be careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend”
"Winter Storm Warning! Careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some versions have…
“Winter Storm Warning! Careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend”
"Winter Storm Warning! Careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some versions have…
“Some of y’all are broke because once u get money, your tastebuds become allergic to the food at home”
When many people get paid, they have to go to a restaurant. "my problem is as soon as i get money my tastebuds become allergic to the food at home" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒁𝒊𝒂…
“My problem is as soon as I get money my tastebuds become allergic to the food at home”
When many people get paid, they have to go to a restaurant. "my problem is as soon as i get money my tastebuds become allergic to the food at home" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒁𝒊𝒂…
“My opinion of message boards? I’m all forum!”
"Forum" sounds like "for them," and there are jokes. "What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 25,…
“Internet message boards? I’m all forum”
"Forum" sounds like "for them," and there are jokes. "What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 25,…
“I brake for no reason” (bumper sticker)
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…
“Smoke tires, not drugs” (bumper sticker)
"Smoke tires, not drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images, especially bumper stickers. The tires "smoke" by fast driving. "I favorited a YouTube…
“WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason”
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…