“You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
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“What do you call a gay French bread?” (NSFW riddle)
An NSFW joke about a baguette is: Q: What do you call a gay French bread? A: A faguette. "Faguette" is "faggot" + "baguette." "What do you call a gay French…
“Snow: Shit No One Wants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“You have to pay taxes so they protect you from what they’ll do to you if you don’t pay taxes”
"You have to pay taxes so they protect you from what they'll do to you if you don't pay taxes. That's how mafia works" is a saying that has been printed on an image.…
“Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee”
"Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Bring on winter and any excuse to drink MORE coffee!!" was posted on…
Rabbi Hole (rabbi + rabbit hole)
"Rabbi hole" (rabbi + rabbit hole) is a term that went viral after secret tunnels were discovered at the World Headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement, a synagogue located at 770…
“Bike hair, don’t care”
"Bike hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Biker hair, don't are" has also been printed on many images. The speaker cares more about…
“Biker hair, don’t care”
"Bike hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Biker hair, don't are" has also been printed on many images. The speaker cares more about…
“Hockey hair, don’t care”
"Hockey hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker cares more about playing hockey than having perfect hair. "Hockey Hair ! Don't care…
“Jet ski hair, don’t care”
"Ski hair, don't care" (or "Jet ski hair, don't care) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care about hair while skiing on snow or jet…
“Ski hair, don’t care”
"Ski hair, don't care" (or "Jet ski hair, don't care) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care about hair while skiing on snow or jet…
“Snowy hair, don’t care”
"Snow hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care if snow gets in the hair -- it's what happens in winter. "Snow hair,…
“Snow hair, don’t care”
"Snow hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care if snow gets in the hair -- it's what happens in winter. "Snow hair,…
“Friends don’t let friends play in the snow alone”
"Friends don't let friends play in the snow alone" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "Friends don't let friends play in the snow alone" was…
“Electric vehicle owners should ONLY be allowed to charge their cars using wind and solar power…”
"Electric vehicle owners should ONLY be allowed to charge their cars using wind and solar power, otherwise it's just pretend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several…
“It’s disrespectful outside”
"It's disrespectful outside" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. The "disrespectful" weather is either very hot or very cold. " yea you might…
“My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside”
"My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doe not enjoy exercise, and the outside weather is too…
“Does shivering count as exercise?”
"Does shivering count as exercise?" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. "Does shivering count as exercise?" was John Wagner’s Maxine comic…
“How to dress for cold weather: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed”
"How to dress for cold weather: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at…