“I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter”
"I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least April 2014 and is of…
Archive for 07/2023
“Sorry for anything I said when it was 109° outside”
"Sorry for anything I said when it was 109° outside" -- very hot -- is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by mark on July…
“Haven’t had sex in so long, I’m frying bacon just to get spat on”
Bacon sizzles when frying in a pan. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by areal 😼 on February 24, 2022: "haven’t had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 😔😔"…
“If you think the price of winning is too high, wait till you get the bill from regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“If you think the cost of winning is high, just wait until you get the bill for regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“If you think the price of sobriety is too high, just wait until you get the bill from regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“Sunday is a special day because you get to regret the weekend AND dread the week”
Sunday has two dubious advantages over the other days of the week. "Sunday is a special day because you get to regret the weekend AND dread the week" was posted on X/Twitter by trash…
“I pay too many bills to be paying attention to shit that don’t pay my bills”
"I pay too many bills to be paying attention to shit that don’t pay my bills 😩" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒦𝒜ℒℐ𝒯𝒜 . on July 17, 2021. Many people only have time for…
“I pay too many bills to be paying attention to people that don’t pay my bills”
"I pay too many bills to be paying attention to shit that don’t pay my bills 😩" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒦𝒜ℒℐ𝒯𝒜 . on July 17, 2021. Many people only have time for…
“If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“I didn’t believe there was a sauce made from oil and egg yolks, but then I saw it with mayonnaise!”
"Mayonnaise" can sound a bit like "my own eyes." "'I saw it with mayonnaise' '..What?' 'With my own eyes' #fakeaccentproblems" was posted…
“I couldn’t believe it till I saw it with mayonnaise.—Hellmann’s”
"Mayonnaise" can sound a bit like "my own eyes." "'I saw it with mayonnaise' '..What?' 'With my own eyes' #fakeaccentproblems" was posted…
“When I say ‘I’ll figure it out’ I mean I’ll just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming”
People often say "I'll figure it out" when they see something new. This was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on July 12, 2023: "When I say 'I'll figure it…
“Skilled labor ain’t cheap. Cheap labor ain’t skilled”
"Skilled labor isn't cheap. Cheap labor isn't skilled" is a work saying (pro-labor union) that has been printed on many images. "Because skilled labor isn't cheap…
“Skilled labor isn’t cheap. Cheap labor isn’t skilled”
"Skilled labor isn't cheap. Cheap labor isn't skilled" is a work saying (pro-labor union) that has been printed on many images. "Because skilled labor isn't cheap…
“I just realized the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping away tears after filling your gas”
The paper towels by a gas pump are for cleaning (such as cleaning a windshield, or wiping oil from a dipstick). However, a popular comment (printed on many images) has it that the paper towels are…
“I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce”
"I'd enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Make America’s Gas Affordable” (MAGA)
"Make Affordable Gas Again" and "Make America's Gas Affordable" and "Make American Gas Affordable" (MAGA) are sayings that have been printed on many images. They…
“Make Affordable Gas Again” (MAGA)
"Make Affordable Gas Again" and "Make America's Gas Affordable" and "Make American Gas Affordable" (MAGA) are sayings that have been printed on many images. They…
“Sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey…”
Many people say that grocery prices keep increasing. This was posted on X/Twitter by collin on July 30, 2022, and received over 191,700 likes: "sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice…