“What’s the mortician’s favorite workout?”/“Deadlift.”
"Deadlifting" does not involve dead bodies, but there are mortician jokes. "Marshall White on WSM is a mortician! I bet he's good at the deadlift! boom boom" was posted on…
Archive for 04/2023
“What was invented before mayonnaise?”/“Aprilonnaise.”
Mayonnaise has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "MAYonnaise, more like JUNEonnaise" was posted on Twitter by Aron on June 7, 2012. "If you eat mayonnaise in…
“There are conspiring satanic billionaires paying lying millionaires to keep telling brainwashed…”
"There are conspiring satanic billionaires paying lying millionaires to keep telling the brainwashed wage slaves not to believe the conspiracy theories/theorists" is a saying that has…
“People who tell you the truth are trying to free you from a prison you don’t even know you’re in”
"People who tell you the truth are trying to free you from a prison you don't even know you're in" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "people who tell you…
“Spiderman has a winter jacket made of Mediterranean flatbread. It’s called a Pita Parka”
The comic superhero Spider-Man's secret identity is Peter Parker. To a New Yorker (or Boston resident) who drops "r" letters, this can sound like "Pita Parka." "RT…
“Resist. Defy. Do not comply”
"Resist. Defy. Do not comply" is a protest saying that has been printed on many images. "#WhyWeMarch #CatawbaDems #Resist Defy Do not comply #NCGA" was posted on Twitter by…
“I couldn’t find the mayonnaise until I looked between the Aprilonnaise and Juneonnaise”
Mayonnaise has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "MAYonnaise, more like JUNEonnaise" was posted on Twitter by Aron on June 7, 2012. "If you eat mayonnaise in…
“What do you call mayonnaise left out for a month?”/“Juneonnaise.”
Mayonnaise has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "MAYonnaise, more like JUNEonnaise" was posted on Twitter by Aron on June 7, 2012. "If you eat mayonnaise in…
“Did you hear Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread? It was a Pita Parka”
The comic superhero Spider-Man's secret identity is Peter Parker. To a New Yorker (or Boston resident) who drops "r" letters, this can sound like "Pita Parka." "RT…
“Pulled pork is pulled apart, therefore, sausages are pushed pork”
There is pulled pork, but no product called "pushed pork." Many people believe that sausage is "pushed pork." "Coming soon to a hipster eatery near you: pushed pork.…
“Moist people aren’t offended by the occasional typo”
"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo" -- with "moist" for "most" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It was posted on…
“Government: If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions”
"Government: If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "GOVERNMENT: If you think the problems…
“The Costco sample lady called spanikopita ‘spankopedia’ and I’m still disappointed…”
"Spanakopita" is a Greek spinach-cheese pie. It's an unusual name, and is sometimes jocularly spelled "spankopedia" (like "spank" and "Wikipedia"). Some…
“Frank Ocean is a large body of hot dog water”
Frank Ocean is the name of an American singer, songwriter and rapper. "Frank" is sometimes short for "frankfurter." "Is Frank Ocean a giant body of hot dog water?" was…
“Two sheep from Boston walk into a baaaaaaa” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A sheep version is: "Two sheep from Boston walk into a baaaaaaa." The sheep were…
“Most Effective Devil In America” (“media” backronym)
"Most Effective Devil In America" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "media" that has been printed on many images. "M.E.D.I.A- Most Effective Devil In America"…
“Make Politicians Afraid Again” (MPAA)
"Make Politicians Afraid Again" is a political slogan, similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA), that has been printed on many images. The "again" probably refers…
“I just flew in from a Transformers convention. And boy, my arms are tires”
“I just flew in and boy, are my arms tired!” is a very old joke (1940s). The arms are tired from flapping so much (like a bird's wings). Transformers arms are actual tires, and there are…
Spankopedia (jocular spelling of “spanakopita”)
"Spanakopita" is a Greek spinach-cheese pie. It's an unusual name, and is sometimes jocularly spelled "spankopedia" (like "spank" and "Wikipedia"). Some…
“Two nudists were discussing politics. One asks, ‘Have you read Marx?’” (“red marks” joke)
"Have you read Marx?" (author Karl Marx) sounds like "Have you red marks?" A popular joke is: "Two nudists were discussing politics. One asks, 'Have you read…