“If you fuck up a meal, just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway”
There are "Chicago style" pizza and "Chicago style" hot dogs. Many people--such as those from New York City--might not like Chicago style. A joke was posted on Twitter by…
Archive for 04/2023
Mount Vernon: Money Earnin’ Mount Vernon (nickname)
"Money Makin’ Manhattan" is a similar rap nickname. Wikipedia: Mount VernonMount Vernon is a city in Westchester County, New York, United States. It is an inner suburb of New York…
“Awe shit man. I thought ASAP meant As Stoned As Possible”
"ASAP" usually means "As Soon As Possible." Some people joke that that they will arrive ASAP -- "As Stoned As Possible." "ASAP As Stoned As Possible" was…
“Who invented popcorn chicken?”/“Kernel Sanders.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Who invented popcorn chicken?A: Kernel Sanders. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) was founded by Colonel Harland David Sanders (1890-1980). "Colonel" sounds like…
As Stoned As Possible (ASAP)
"ASAP" usually means "As Soon As Possible." Some people joke that that they will arrive ASAP -- "As Stoned As Possible." "ASAP As Stoned As Possible" was…
“If a Shaolin monk had acne, would he have Chi zits?”
Cheez-It (a cheese cracker) shouldn't be confuse with "chi zit," but there are jokes. "Cheez-Its are better than Chi Zits. #truth #fact #stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
“How do KFC get their popcorn chicken so smooth?”/“They use Kernel Sanders.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Who invented popcorn chicken?A: Kernel Sanders. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) was founded by Colonel Harland David Sanders (1890-1980). "Colonel" sounds like…
“How do KFC get their popcorn chicken so shiny?”/“They use Kernel Sanders.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Who invented popcorn chicken?A: Kernel Sanders. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) was founded by Colonel Harland David Sanders (1890-1980). "Colonel" sounds like…
“Eating too much spiritual junk food will give you chi zits”
Cheez-It (a cheese cracker) shouldn't be confuse with "chi zit," but there are jokes. "Cheez-Its are better than Chi Zits. #truth #fact #stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cupcakes are just muffins that found the right Instagram filter”
People use Instagram filters on their photos to make them look better, but what about photos of their food? "Waffles are just pancakes with an Instagram filter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Waffles are just pancakes with an Instagram filter”
People use Instagram filters on their photos to make them look better, but what about photos of their food? "Waffles are just pancakes with an Instagram filter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Getting fat? Just say no. Calories cannot legally enter your body without your consent”
"Getting fat? Just say no. Calories cannot legally enter your body without your consent" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on several images. “Getting infected? Just say…
“There is only one bad word: taxes”
The American political satire mockumentary sitcom television series Parks and Recreation, on the episode "Go Big or Go Home" that originally aired on January 20, 2011, the character Ron…
“The ones asking to be left alone aren’t the extremists. The ones demanding we comply…”
"The ones asking to be left alone aren't the extremists. The ones demanding we comply or lose all of our rights are the extremists" is a saying that has been printed on several…
“Cursing: There is only one bad word, taxes. Any other word that is good enough for sailors…”
The American political satire mockumentary sitcom television series Parks and Recreation, on the episode "Go Big or Go Home" that originally aired on January 20, 2011, the character Ron…
“Getting infected? Just say no. Coronavirus cannot legally enter your body without your consent”
"Getting infected? Just say no. Coronavirus cannot legally enter your body without your consent" is a jocular saying about the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic that has been printed on…
“Cursing: There’s only one bad word: taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors…”
The American political satire mockumentary sitcom television series Parks and Recreation, on the episode "Go Big or Go Home" that originally aired on January 20, 2011, the character Ron…
“Bring back $10 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks”
Inflation (in food, rent and gas) has many people nostalgic. This was posted on Twitter by Maxmillion (the screen name was changed to "poverty baby") on August 16, 2021, and received over…
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…