Gentlemen’s Sweep (4-1 series win)
A seven-game series "sweep" is when a sports team wins four straight games, losing none. A five-game series "sweep" is when a team wins three straight games, losing none.…
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Gentleman’s Sweep (4-1 series win)
A seven-game series "sweep" is when a sports team wins four straight games, losing none. A five-game series "sweep" is when a team wins three straight games, losing none.…
“Zucchini sounds more like a pasta than a vegetable”
"Zucchini" sounds to many English speakers more like a pasta than a vegetable. The "-ini" ending sound on pastas include bucatini, capellini, fettuccine, linguine and…
“The homework is due Monday.”/ “Can I get an extension?”/ “The homework is due Monday.png.”
A homework joke was posted on Twitter by Thomas The Reaper (a now suspended account) on April 18, 2016: The homework is due on Monday."Can I get an extension?"The homework is due on…
“If you give a weed an inch, it will take a yard”
"Give a weed an inch and it will take a yard" (or "If you give a weed an inch, it will take a yard") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This is a…
“Give a weed an inch and it will take a yard”
"Give a weed an inch and it will take a yard" (or "If you give a weed an inch, it will take a yard") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This is a…
“Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about the benefits of a vegan diet…”
"Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "😊If…
“Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics…”
"Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "😊If…
“Survival Tip: If you ever get lost in the woods, start talking about taxation…”
"Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "😊If…
“When playing chess in Australia it’s ‘checkmate.’ Everywhere else it’s ‘checkfriend’”
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…
“American chess players be like, ‘That’s a checkbro’”
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…
Checkpal (chess word alternative to “checkmate”)
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…
“Why do ghosts use reddit?”/“Because they don’t have a life either.”
Reddit is an American social news aggregation, content rating, and discussion website. Many people spend a lot of time on it. "wonder if ghosts use reddit? but wait, they already lost their…
“I got booted from the coffee club because I wore a tea shirt”
"T-shirt" shouldn't be confused with "tea shirt," but there are jokes. "Got thrown out of Coffee Club. I turned up wearing a tea shirt" was posted on Twitter by…
“Got thrown out of Coffee Club. I turned up wearing a tea shirt”
"T-shirt" shouldn't be confused with "tea shirt," but there are jokes. "Got thrown out of Coffee Club. I turned up wearing a tea shirt" was posted on Twitter by…
“I got kicked out of the coffee club just because I wore a tea shirt”
"T-shirt" shouldn't be confused with "tea shirt," but there are jokes. "Got thrown out of Coffee Club. I turned up wearing a tea shirt" was posted on Twitter by…
“What does an American say when he wins at chess?”/“Checkbuddy.”
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…
Checkbuddy (chess word alternative to “checkmate”)
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…
Checkfriend (chess word alternative to “checkmate”)
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…
Checkbro (chess word alternative to “checkmate”)
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…