“Don’t call them illegal firearms. Call them undocumented weapons and let them live…”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "I don't have any 'assault weapons' - they are either defense weapons or undocumented…
Archive for 03/2023
“Forever (n): The period of time it takes for the coffee to brew”
"Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since…
“Libertarians: Against wars of aggression no matter who is president”
Many people are against wars of aggression, but stay quiet when their political party is in power and starts such a war. "Libertarians: the only ones against wars of aggression no matter who…
“An aspect of democracy is the belief that everyone is expected to have an opinion on everything”
Not everyone has an opinion on everything. However, in a democratic society, it's sometimes assumed that everyone does have an opinion on everything. "[Discussion] What's up with…
“I don’t call them illegal firearms. They’re undocumented protection devices and I keep them…”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "I don't have any 'assault weapons' - they are either defense weapons or undocumented…
“They’re not illegal firearms. They’re just undocumented firearms trying to live in sanctuary homes”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "I don't have any 'assault weapons' - they are either defense weapons or undocumented…
“Why do we live in a culture where everyone is expected to have an opinion on everything?”
Not everyone has an opinion on everything. However, in a democratic society, it's sometimes assumed that everyone does have an opinion on everything. "[Discussion] What's up with…
“The mob is just like the government, without the pretense”
"MAFİA :same thing as government,without all the pretense !!!" was posted on Twitter by Hande Öngör Oettermann on April 1, 2013. "Mafia. Same thing as government, without all the…
“Mafia: Same thing as government, without all the pretense”
"MAFİA :same thing as government,without all the pretense !!!" was posted on Twitter by Hande Öngör Oettermann on April 1, 2013. "Mafia. Same thing as government, without all the…
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Mimosa”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“A grown up silly straw is called a serious straw”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Silly Straws implies the existence of Straws That Have Had Just About Enough Of Your Shit”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Silly straws should just be called ‘straws’ and normal straws should be called ‘serious straws’”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Silly straws imply the existence of serious straws”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
Baked Evils (opposite of “baked goods”)
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
Baked Bads (opposite of “baked goods”)
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…