“Forever (n): The period of time it takes for the coffee to brew”

“Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning” is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005 and is of unknown authorship.
   
“Forever (n): The period of time it takes for the coffee to brew” was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on December 14, 2017.
 
       
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Post by java » Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:00 pm
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Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
 
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Twila Marie
@twila_zoned
Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
7:26 AM · Nov 9, 2008
 
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Karen Gadient
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Forever:  The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
9:00 AM · Feb 10, 2009
 
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Samuel_Smith
@Samuel_Smith
Definition of Forever:“The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.” Will it ever get done? Have a terrific day all.
8:20 AM · Mar 3, 2009
 
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Published by at January 21, 2010
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Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.  ~Author Unknown
   
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DragonLady
8/17/10
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Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
-Author Unknown
   
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Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
-Author Unknown
 
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3. Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning – Author Unknown
 
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Michelle Ponce Mazuros 😷🇺🇲
@MichelleMazuros
“Forever (n): The period of time it takes for the coffee to brew.” Courtesy of @deathwishcoffee
https://instagram.com/p/BcrZlC3lTsX/
4:46 AM · Dec 14, 2017 from St Petersburg, FL
     
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Death Wish Coffee Company
December 14, 2017 at 9:00 PM ·
Share this if you get impatient waiting for your coffee, too. 😑 #DeathWishFunnies
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Forever (n):
The period of time
it takes for the
coffee to brew.
 
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
Forever (n):
The period of time it takes for the coffee to brew.
7:11 AM · Feb 26, 2022
 
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
Forever (n):
The period of time it takes for the coffee to brew.
10:10 AM · Mar 25, 2023