“Shitposters are simply feral philosophers”
"Shitposters are simply feral philosophers" was posted on Twitter by davion (and many others) on April 3, 2021. The saying may have originated on a Facebook post by Sophia Snow, as shown…
Archive for 01/2023
“Just when I’m on the verge of growing cynical about our society I see an old woman smile and…”
The "woke" concept of a pregnant man has been the subject of humor. "People are cynical about today’s society but just this morning I saw an old woman give up her seat for a…
“Tinfoil hats are an invention of the Aluminati”
"Tin foil hat" (from aluminum foil) is used as a stereotype for something worn by a conspiracy theorist, and several jokes mention the "Aluminati" (aluminum + Illuminati).…
“The will of the people is stronger than the noise of politicians”
"The will of the people is stronger than the noise of politicians" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The site Tenor made this saying on a GIF on November 1, 2020, and…
Aluminati (aluminum + Illuminati, and jocularly associated with tinfoil hats)
"Tin foil hat" (from aluminum foil) is used as a stereotype for something worn by a conspiracy theorist, and several jokes mention the "Aluminati" (aluminum + Illuminati).…
“If the tinfoil hat crowd secretly runs everything, would that make them the Aluminati?”
"Tin foil hat" (from aluminum foil) is used as a stereotype for something worn by a conspiracy theorist, and several jokes mention the "Aluminati" (aluminum + Illuminati).…
“Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels…”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If I could cure cancer, you’d say that I put doctors out of work” (bad press)
"If I (a politician) could cure cancer, you'd (the press would) say that I put doctors out of work" is a saying about someone who can never get honest press coverage, no matter what…
“My church serves noodles at communion. We’re Ramen Catholic”
"Roman Catholic" has nothing to do with "ramen," but there are jokes. "The infamous Ramen Catholic Church, where they use noodles for communion" was posted on the…
“I’m starting a company recycling discarded chewing gum. I just need help getting it off the ground”
"I'm looking to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum. Just need help getting it off the ground" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official (and many others) on…
“Boxed wines are Capri Suns for depressed adults”
Boxed wine has been described as an adult Capri Sun. "Boxed wine is the capri-suns for adults" was posted on Twitter by Mac Conover on August 8, 2009. "Box Wine is an Adult Capri…
“Boxed wine is just an adult Capri Sun”
Boxed wine has been described as an adult Capri Sun. "Boxed wine is the capri-suns for adults" was posted on Twitter by Mac Conover on August 8, 2009. "Box Wine is an Adult Capri…
“Almond milk coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle" -- that is, it's useless -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Kool-Aid for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Capri Sun for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Decaf coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle" -- that is, it's useless -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“My New Year’s resolution is to stop putting my foot in my mouth. I bet yours is to lose weight”
"My New Year's resolution is to stop putting my foot in my mouth. I bet yours is to lose weight, huh?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker is…
“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle" -- that is, it's useless -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“I said to my boss the other day, ‘I need to leave early today, I’m going to be a father!’” (joke)
"I said to my boss the other day, 'I need to leave early today, I'm going to be a father!'" is the start of a joke that has been told on Reddit -- Jokes since November 27,…
“My dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is
"My dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is" was posted on Twitter by sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) on February 15, 2022. The tweet…